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Gather up these
listenables with your download mechanism, drop them into your I-thing and get
learned up (as well as entertained) as you cycle through the Fulham traffic to
begin another honest hard day’s work at the Lesbian
And Gay Sex Services Outreach Office ! I know I do!
WE GET AHEAD IN THE
SEXUAL REVOLUTION!
Oh yes mate, as well as
seeing good results in our BRITISH
JOBS FOR FOREIGN WORKERS initiative, good Red people can also enjoy what
happens when we think outside the box when it comes to British servicemen too!
After all, they’re only a bunch of organised mercenaries
paid for by the fascist British state, so why not leave them to rot after all
that murder? That’s what good, upstanding Left Wing activists say, so it must
be right, especially when you take into account the atrocity of the slave
trade!
(Alright, we in Labour sent these murderers in to destroy
huge swathes of Islamic territory in the first place, but never mind. WE IN
THE RED BRIGADE CAN ONLY, AS A CONSEQUENCE, STAND SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH
MUSLIMS WORLDWIDE AND EXCUSE EVERY SINGLE ISLAMIC ATROCITY PERPETUATED, BEFORE
OR SINCE, AS A MARK OF RESPECT!!)
That
just about sums up good solid Left-of-Centre wisdom on the issue. So enjoy
the following video on how it’s quite right for these uniformed harbingers of
martial evil to be treated with the contempt they deserve! That means we can
spend more time taking care of people with different sexual needs….
'I'D RATHER
EMPLOY A PAEDOPHILE THAN A HERO', claims Leftist.
Company boss compares troops to paedophiles after refusing
request to provide jobs for former soldiers | Mail Online
And Labour people show that they're once again at the head of the Red pack
when it comes to servicing bent people above ‘normal’ folk.
Indeed, wasn't it Harriet Harman who wanted to legalise some child porn not
long ago...
VIDEO BLURB:
With British soldiers neglected both in and out of Service, even sex
perverts get superior support and treatment from our toxic 'PC' masters.
Indeed, people in Labour seem to find paedophiles the last spicy taboo, making
their slowness to implement bits of Sarah's Law easier to understand.
I wonder how much of a vested interest is at play with these ex-hippy radicals
themselves playing with the most dangerous pervos? And this despite the usual
demonising of normal people by Labour, in forcing caring parents to undergo
endless risk assessments before being allowed to babysit for pals.
There seems to be no moral sewer which the Left won't make its home. It's
already eroded the family unit by glamourising homosexuality and questioning
the role of fathers, marriage and affordable taxes for married couples. Plus a
foul Communist heritage also compliments Labour's new status as a haven for
radical Muslims.
It’s so draining to be such a
talented artistic socialist visionary! But I bear the burden of my unique
overbearing genius, same as everyone else in New Labour!
It’s well known that we Labour people are masters of our crafts. Indeed,
we admit virtually no errors unless backed into a corner by spiteful
journalists, which just proves it. Indeed our mindblowing policy gold is so
above the button-down conventionality of the Public that they see everything we
do as failure! It’s because they’re too silly to understand! The
Beatles had much the same trouble when the Sgt. Pepper record first came out,
and you wouldn’t call them rubbish today!
And so in that spirit, you can allow yourselves the opportunity to
admire the unique Left Wing work ethic in action, as I get my hands dirty in
the constituency office working for People and Marxist Cobblers.
(Cobblers hold together the jackboot of Labour dominion!)
What did you think of my rehearsals then? Between me and me, I think
I’ve got half a blockbusting EP to sell at the next Love Music Hate Racism
festival already! I certainly did well last time I recorded an album
LIVE at the Houses of Parliament!
Peace, Love and Positive Discrimination man! VOTE LABOUR!
RED-CAST THEATRE:
Enjoy my latest bigotry-busting, arrogance-smashing
and reactionary UK-atomising lectures on Youtube:
(Or What Lay Behind ex-Communist Denis Healey’s enthusiasm
to trade British scientifc technology for scrap metal and rotten vegetables
with the likes of Ceaucescu!)
Mark
Collett's Pacman vs. Muslim Genocide Game
Assorted
Leftists gladly over-react to Mark Collett 's Pacman picture, yet utter not a
single syllable of protest against offensive pro-Muslim material.
'Mickey
Mouse' telling small children to blow themselves up, plus video games showing
Jews being slaughtered is recommended kiddies' fare in Palestine. But that kind
of psychotic junk is never mentioned by the anti-Israeli mainstream and hard
Left.
Contrast
that conspiracy of silence with the wall of Liberal and Islamic howling at the
online release of the Muslim Massacre game. Lightweight, blocky and generally
harmless, the little code is no training software. Yet Muslim group after
magazine after website after blog piled in to claim that it could lead to
violence or even genocide.
That
puts Sony's jittery u-turn over sung Koran verses being included on that video
game soundtrack into real perspective doesn't it! Can't have the Muslims upset,
what with them being better than everyone else and all!
Absorb the wisdom Public! I fully
expect this Leftist goodness to have given you the big epiphany you need to
mend your ways and keep Labour in power! (I’m just a big softie for education!)
______________________________________
So now let it be said that as
Nick Griffin got his TV disciplinary, Labour people have shown
their own purity and cleanliness once and for all!
And let’s have none of this
voting-us-out-next-year insanity now that we’ve established what’s what! VOTE
LABOUR!
MORE RED GOODNESS VICAR?
(I should bleeding well hope so, what with the way we
Trendies have politicised the clergy!)
Anyway, the latest ultimately wise and rational
justification of Political Correctness can be found here.
Ingest, my brother, and feel the warmth and love of
our ‘Lord’ Gordon! VOTE
LABOUR!
Oh yes, YOU SMUG
PUBLIC BUMWIPES! Don’t write off NuLab just yet….
Not until you’ve sat through and enjoyed these
reputation-saving reports! Oh yes, this latest double-bill of goodness can only
prove the social justice of life in Left Wing Britain!
VOTE LABOUR – or wait until a Tory electoral victory
to see what trouble really is!
LEFTIES AND MUSLIMS AS BAD AS THE EDL? As
bloody if…..!

THE BRAND NEW,
HYPER-EXPENSIVE (THOSE LUCKY TAXPAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) PUBLIC INFORMATION SERVICE
FROM MR. LEFTWINGER HIMSELF SWINGS INTO ACTION TODAY! AND IT’S IN LOVELY
FUTURISTIC DIGITAL AS WELL – TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE MATE!
“Yes, it is I, your patron,
Johnathan Leftwinger, emissary from Labour itself! And I wish to cordially
invite you to immerse yourself in another neutral and unbiased repository of facts and
wisdom, all to guide you through your hectic lives.
FEAR NOT! Your kind old Leftie knows
exactly how to make things all better – JUST LISTEN TO THE LECTURE WITHOUT
QUESTION AND THE CORRECT METHOD OF THINKING SHALL OPEN UP A WHOLE NEW
PERSPECTIVE ON YOUR DAMP AND DRIZZLY LIVES!
Witness your own selfish consumerism
wipe out the planet with its Global Warming and feel deep shame in your
stubborn refusal to embrace all things federally European and thus let the sun
shine again.
Whenever you see the ‘Red Head (phones)’ sign outside of any
constituency public library, you know you can go right in and continue your
life’s education sat inside your little Indoctri-BoothTM;
all thanks to somebody in Labour, and some spare taxpayers’ cash I just
happened to find all of a sudden now I want to do something I want.
So stop moaning about the Status Quo
and join it instead! Your headaches will disappear when you do!”
(And by the way, I expect glowing
reviews for all this hard work you know. Otherwise I’ll jolly well not give you
NEXT WEEK’S FACT FORUM: THE EUROPEAN

It gives
me great pleasure to publish these special recordings of I, Johnathan
Leftwinger MP, in debate with a member of the Public at the hallowed Constituency
Office. These were made by the member of the public on a pocket recorder; such
was the admiration he no doubt felt for me that he naturally felt obliged to
tape my priceless oration. I mean, HOW DARE HE HAVE THE TEMERITY?! DOESN’T HE
KNOW I HAVE A NO-RECORDINGS POLICY, AS WOULD ANY DECENT, RATIONAL TOP-SHELF
CELEBRITY?
I mean,
who do these ‘fans’ think they are? Souvenirs are all well and good, but only
approved ones should be allowed because they pass the censors. VOTE LABOUR!
Anyway,
these priceless tapes are here for you to enjoy in all their naked glory. At
last you can learn about life’s
bitter ironies as well as ponder very weighty
insights into the ruling political system. And so whilst the only member of
the white Public who still talks to me reels under the blows of lawsuits for
invading my privacy, you can have the gaps in your life’s wisdom finally filled.
Which just proves I act not in malice!
(And also, as a special treat, here’s an
extract from my special Keynote Speech to the
woman in the paper shop, which was BANNED by the BBC because it’s too
subversive (though Auntie says it’s too boring)! GO-GO RED BRIGADE AND PULL DOWN THE BARRIERS OF SOCIETY (though not
Labour)!)
VOTE LABOUR – Because it’s not worth doing things your way because they’re derisory.
Simple as that, so just be humble for once and accept it Public!
Rumours
have been circulating that the Public are having trouble with yobs and thugs.
Some have been hurt or even killed whilst taking them to task over their
disruptive behaviour, though this was needless. All people need is some
instruction on the best way to handle yobs and thugs to ensure their safety.
Young
people lack respect. We should show them some, that’s all they demand! Anything
can be gained by asking them nicely, hence the irrelevance of the confrontational
attitude of those ‘have a go heroes’ who died. Poor sad fools. They should
learn from the Police Service who take it upon themselves to be subservient
even to yobs. Less gets you more, that’s what we say in the Left!
TAKE
A LISTEN TO MORE WISDOM ON THESE LOW QUALITY ‘LEFTCASTS’, RECORDED BY JOHNATHAN
HIS VERY SELF, DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS ON HOLIDAY AND ANNOYING ALL HIS FELLOW
HOTEL GUESTS WITH HIS CONSTANT TALKING INTO HIS POCKET RECORDER AT 3 IN THE
MORNING! Enlightenment never takes a vacation, even though he does! VOTE
LABOUR AND GET LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOPICS:
Some
New Labour History (the only stuff worth having, it has to be said!)
Leftwinger
Out And About (and educating the Public into the bargain!)
This
Whole Referendum Nonsense Set Straight
Moral
Guidance with Mr. Leftwinger
Time
To Re-Write History Again
Why
Things Are Indeed Right Under New Labour
I bet you’ll not be foolish
enough to doubt the likes of Labour now!
LABOUR
ANTHOLOGY SPECIAL: STUDIO
OUT-TAKE to be enjoyed by the Party faithful! Stuff your poxy Grammar
Schools, this is elitism at its best!
GREAT NEWS:
JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER TRACKING AGAIN!
THE microphone
used, with no expense spared, thanks to the Public. A collectors’ item already
I suspect! >
Recording via the LABOUR PARTY COMPUTER,
usually used to mastermind the nation’s IT affairs in line with Labour, our
Red-stained moral guardian has granted you the Public a rare glimpse into his
life.
And unlike with Nixon, this always-on
fly-on-the-wall monitoring system can certainly not be guaranteed to
disillusion the voters!
LISTEN TO SOME GROUNDBREAKING KENNEDY-ESQUE
INSIGHTS NOW MATE:
A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY (AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY!!!) FROM MR.
LEFTWINGER BECKONS YOU DEEP FROM THE BOWELS OF LABOUR NOW……..

I think that it is sad that out in
The Void (the ‘Public Zone’ as I call it) there are so many good but unknown and
unsigned musicians out there ready to make their mark on the world.
In 1977 I quite understandably and
quite rationally wanted to inflict Anarchy In The UK, along with all other good
people wishing to overturn the stale status quo by vociferous or violent
revolutionary action (except for the National Front of course. They weren’t
proper yobs like we were in the Trotsky Alliance! Well, you know what I
mean.). But my age was a huge barrier
because it meant that my experience of life as it was was a handicap to my
comrades. AT 32 I WAS JUST TOO OLD TO EVEN RECORD A HIT SINGLE TO PUNISH THE
BUTTON-DOWN PUBLIC, NEVER MIND INSTIGATE THE KIND OF PEOPLES’ BRITAIN WE’RE
ONLY STARTING TO DO NOW, 30 YEARS LATE!
Such a disgusting indictment of
Britain there, even worse than murder or perhaps, at a pinch, racism! God,
that’s BAD then! But I am now in a position to rectify matters. Because I now
marshal the facilities of THE JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER STUDIOS FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF
OPEN-MINDED NON-BIASED LEFTIST HUMAN PERSONS, you can
rest assured that today’s crop of noisy young champions have a better chance of
usurping the so-called ‘moral fabric’ far quicker than we ever could when the
high-minded straitjacket of conservative scrupulocity strangled us all!
So I am
hereby empowered to deliver this challenge to all budding musicians of a 21st
Century Ethos: SEND IN A DEMO OF YOUR BEST PUBLIC BATTERING, DAILY MAIL
SMASHING, EU LOVING AND BNP KICKING REBELLION ANTHEM! And the best shall win a Boner-Fied Deluxe Version recording contract, paid for by Public money (so you know the
funding won’t run out).
It can be a heavy rocker to blast out
at 3am on a Sunday morning. Or it can be a techno-hardcore symphony designed to
tear up all the so-called ‘rules’! Or it could just be a spoken-word piece
outlining your solemn but worthy war against the Poll Tax, in a PROPER
schoolroom lesson for today’s youth.
So get
jamming with your teeth clenched today and you could one day share the bill at
the LEFTWINGER GAY AND ISLAMIC COMMUNITY HALL with such Leftwinger-signed
luminaries as THE SCREAMING AXIOMS, THE HEY-YO DISSIN’ MA BITCH CHAVSTER POSSE,
THE SENTENTIONS, THE SOCIAL VEXERS, THE MYOPIA FIVE and THE WE KNOW BETTER THAN
YOU COMMUNITY SINGERS. (Oh yes, heroes all! They didn’t do anything
fascist like kill men in tanks or threaten to drop atom bombs on innocent
Soviet civilians, but they are still the real idols to look up to and to give
large amounts of arts grants to so they can continue their valiant struggle.
(That’s why your taxes went up again last week, and very worthwhile it was
too!))
I CAN ONLY TAKE
SO MUCH with Johnathan Leftwinger.
Even somebody as
perfect as Mr. Leftwinger can be driven to the brink of his patience by the
ignorance and stupidity of the ordinary people!
Time to hear the latest instalment
of JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER’S CURRENT
AFFAIRS INFORMATION KIOSK!
PUBLIC INFORMATION SPEECHES by Johnathan Leftwinger
LABOUR HAVE
FULFILLED THEIR PROMISES TO BE TOUGH ON CRIME AND TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME!
We must have done if the jails are all full.
Indeed, so successful have we been in fighting crime that we’ve
actually had to STOP criminals from being jailed and then ACTUALLY RELEASE
existing prisoners early to unclog the system!
We KNEW we could cope without extra prisons, THE PUBLIC WERE
WRONG AGAIN in their opposition to us!
Another VICTORY for Labour ways!
HEAR
SOME MORE WAYS WE CAN MAKE BRITAIN SUCCESSFUL………………………………………
JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER’S ‘POPULIST’
SINGLE LAUNCHED TODAY!!!!!!!!!
Hear the exciting SOUND OF WISDOM from new
political band
BACK
BENCH
Johnathan
Leftwinger MP and his closest Parliamentary colleagues have pooled their
knowledge and resources. Deciding to actually do something in the House, they
forged their alliance in the shape of the juicily subversive and intellectually
challenging socio-political combo BACK BENCH!
After
years of frustration at the moribund political atmosphere of Westminster (“They
hardly took any notice of a single word I said in there. SOME DEMOCRATIC
CHAMBER, NOT FOLLOWING MY ORDERS THEY WERE!” – Izi Wizi, fellow Back Bencher),
the brave morality defenders decided to put their message directly to the
Public.
Their
almost frightening ability to consistently be in the right was honed over many
years. Indeed, many members of the Public have been shown up with panache and
flair by these minstrels of equality and justice! And they proved that they
know better than even Labour Ministers – as their many stands against Tony
Blair and John Prescott (to name but two) justly proved! Well, that’s what they
get when they cross the line between merely annoying the ordinary people and
annoying other people in Labour! There must be at least some standards, Cabinet!
The
recording session for this seminal work was scheduled to take place in the Chamber
itself, for the supreme irony and ultimate truth-mongeriness. But as the
reactionary Sergeant At Arms threw them out after catching Leftwinger sneaking
the microphones and mixer in, they had to do it at the Johnathan Leftwinger
Studios (aka Constituency Office) instead.
In this
special edition of the release, Mr. Leftwinger himself introduces the highly
influential oppous in this unbroadcast Radio 1
trailer (You BASTARDS at the BBC!). Consider this to be MORALITY LECTURE IN
A SENSORILY MUSICAL MOVEMENT SYMPHONY KIND OF A MANNER, Pt. 1, in which the
ground is to be laid. Because the Public are notoriously ill at ease in the
world of facts and real life, as their behaviour constantly proves, they must
first know who the bosses are.
Take a listen Public, if you
DARE seek the truth and the light and the way; The THIRD WAY, THE LABOUR WAY……!
MOMENTOUS OCCASION IN
THE WORLD OF WEB-CASTINGNESS!
There are moments in
multimedia history which actually help shape the direction of world events. And
this is one of these moments.
For all those who believe in Freedom
and Justice, not to mention sticking two fingers up to The Man, here is a brand
new web radio thing to let the poor oppressed peoples of the world know that
they are living in a utopia.
It is indeed free! Freer than here with the
Public, Tory and BNP threats!
This place is so so good! It has healthcare, running water and literacy targets
being met in its schools and everything! We’d love to live there of course, but
we realise our mission is to stay here and resist the evil Forces Of
Conservatism that Tony Blair was talking about.
Click on the logo to hear THE VERY
FIRST FREEDOM-CAST! We don’t pull our punches when it comes to dealing with the
REAL persons to blame for all the troubles we’ve had, like ever mate!
EXTRA: GET WELL SOON, CASTY OLD SON!
THE WORLD NEEDS YOUR LEADERSHIP!
As a consequence, I,
Johnathan Lansbury Atlee Leftwinger MP, do humbly and respectfully dedicate
this latest FREEDOM-CAST
to your person. Or your memory if you snuff it mate.
Mr. Castro, you can
hear my own rousing, revolutionary words on the Bank of England’s rising of
interest rates! Love You!
WITH GREAT DISGUST
WE NOW TURN OUR PRECIOUS RESOURCES OVER TO A CORPORATE MAGNET:
THE
GLOBAL FASCIST CORPORATION ENLIGHTENMENT AND INFO-TAINMENT SPOT
Despite all the student-esque rantings, the GFC is a
rather nice corporation and not a tatty consumerist conformist factory of hate.
Only ragbag people like that would come out with such awful generalisations.
No no, We’re just as free and libertarian as anyone
else and our own staff are allowed to be as free-thinking and liberal as they
please (as long as it’s not on our time). Indeed, do we or do we not fund
Labour now??!!
And so in that spirit I will now lead you on a
so-called ‘far out, like, wow man’ journey into the cosmic wonderland Magical
Mystery Tour Janis Joplin, record cover with the banana on it style of big
business life. Which is all too reasonable.
That’s the thing about hippies like the young people.
They’re off on their own little fantasyland trips, no doubt soured by all those
drugs, in which our staff are underpaid, overworked and overstressed; And our
customers are ripped off and ignored and in which Labour have sold out by us an
them co-operating in all our perfectly legitimate affairs. But that’s the
ignorant world of the kids!
But they couldn’t be more wrong! Look, I’ve just
written a new anthem for them to sing around their camp fires. It’s so
educational and righteous that even their hemp-addled brains can follow it!
I was a
wayward drifter man
Until a
friend of mine turned me on
To the
Global Fascist, yeah!
They turned
me onto something better
Than Peace
And Love
They turned
me on to
A well paid
career with infinite promotion prospects
An index
linked pension at executive level
And all
you’ve got to do is follow my orders unswervingly,
It’s not
all that difficult!
That’ll go well with any battered out of tune
acoustic guitar with a big sunflower painted on it and all the string ends
sticking from the end of the neck at at least 6 inches, I have to say! So
there’s no excuse.
Have some propaganda to let you see just what kind of
a man that I am………………
For more information, here are some
official Global Fascist resources: One nice docu-drama and PR pack. Only after looking at these can a
truly balanced perspective be viewed!
LEFTWINGER
AVONT-GUARD RECORD RELEASED!
This is a
remarkable fanzine EXCLUSIVE! Not only have I been able to obtain an advance
copy of Johnathan Leftwinger’s latest arts track, but I am also able to put out
the special ‘in-session’ mix, just for the constituency party faithful!
To be released on January 1st as a special Labour Party New Year’s gift to
the non-bigoted, this disc is the all-insightful, all-knowing Mr. Leftwinger’s
latest grand opus! It deals with the whole false substance of popular culture,
a concept never dealt with before to our knowledge. Upon first listen any truly
valuable person in an artistic sense is bound to say ‘Oh yes, very deep, very
perceptive’. On the second listen the depths of consciousness will suddenly
seem to fall away leading the listener to an even heavier depth of inner
meaning and pure soulful fullness! And upon further playing the real heavy stuff will grip your brain
mate! Now that’s good artyness! A symphony of multi-consciousness and spiritual
peace, don’t you bloody forget.
And to
put the brick on top of the cake, the cherry on top of the chimney, I have been
able to obtain the actual session recording; that means you can hear the composition
complete with Leftwinger’s explanations of the truly remarkable and
trend-setting piece to the bone-headed engineer. (Don’t be too hard on him, he
is of course a member of the Public in his spare time!)
Isn’t
it funny how Johnathan Leftwinger’s genius expands to fill the new demands
provided by an ever tougher and spiritually demanding world? So the thing is a
snip at £39.99 plus VAT! (It’s not the money of course as he can get all he
wants through taxation, but his landlady wants the rent you see. You wouldn’t
want to see the great Leftwinger degraded by having him sleep on the floor of
the constituency office and be reduced to plugging his kettle into the electric
streetlight of a morning would you?! No, of course not, you’re only human).
Plus SPECIAL ARTISTIC BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The young people would turn their backs on
CND history and underage sex if many of us old guard Lefties didn’t keep
diligently raising the subjects. That’s how trend-setting we are, I have to
say.
And so in that spirit the inevitable
influence of modern acid warehouse culture (or whatever it’s called) coming
from our groovy quarters was bound to happen sooner or later.
And now these rap guys can not just have
additional inspiration but also a political awakening to the fundamental
intrinsic truths in life. This is because I can now provide SAMPLES OF LEFTWINGER, the full
collection available on LEFTWINGER RECORDS (Catalogue: NOISRAEL07)!
I’ve cut up speeches and broadcasts to give
you the best in Edu-tainment and Edu-news – something which we in the Left have
honed to a fine art!
And so now when you hook up your loops and
noises you can also output these pearly truths to a blank record, thus creating
an instant complete jigsaw of modern black culture for the white kids to feast
upon; we insist upon it!
Download the sample samples from THE LABOUR PARTY REPOSITORY
OF ALL WORTHY, NON-BIGOTED AND PARTY-FRIENDLY MATERIALS!
So get
scratchin’ mate, give us a boogying old time! (And by the way, don’t openly
promote drugs on our final mixes – that’s for private! I mean, fair’s fair!)
_______________________________________________________________________________________
Here are some real gems. These are
actual, genuine and authentic Johnathan Leftwinger speeches. Radio and
Television have been used for their true purpose by this master of the Word, a
true craftsman. Sadly, the recordings have not sold very well, not at all as a
matter of fact. How the Public have failed him again! And I’m surprised the
unbiased and non-partisan BBC turned down the tapes!
Still, despite the rarity of these
recordings, Mr. Leftwinger has kindly let me use them at the discount price of
just £59.99 each! The price is usually £300 per-30 seconds (£600 to Tory
types). So thus I’ve been truly honoured!
So, download, listen and, above all,
LEARN THE FACTS FROM A TRULY EXCELLENT AND HONOURABLE BROADCASTER!
Faith_Healing_Thanks_to_Labour.mp3
Don’t countenance the fascism of Public Opinion – Do
as we say and THINK FOR YOURSELF IN AN UNBIASED AND SUPERIOR LIBERAL MANNER!
We know best mate!