Record Rack

 

 

Gather up these listenables with your download mechanism, drop them into your I-thing and get learned up (as well as entertained) as you cycle through the Fulham traffic to begin another honest hard day’s work at the Lesbian And Gay Sex Services Outreach Office ! I know I do!

 

 

WE GET AHEAD IN THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION!

 

Oh yes mate, as well as seeing good results in our BRITISH JOBS FOR FOREIGN WORKERS initiative, good Red people can also enjoy what happens when we think outside the box when it comes to British servicemen too!

 

After all, they’re only a bunch of organised mercenaries paid for by the fascist British state, so why not leave them to rot after all that murder? That’s what good, upstanding Left Wing activists say, so it must be right, especially when you take into account the atrocity of the slave trade!

 

(Alright, we in Labour sent these murderers in to destroy huge swathes of Islamic territory in the first place, but never mind. WE IN THE RED BRIGADE CAN ONLY, AS A CONSEQUENCE, STAND SHOULDER-TO-SHOULDER WITH MUSLIMS WORLDWIDE AND EXCUSE EVERY SINGLE ISLAMIC ATROCITY PERPETUATED, BEFORE OR SINCE, AS A MARK OF RESPECT!!)

 

That just about sums up good solid Left-of-Centre wisdom on the issue. So enjoy the following video on how it’s quite right for these uniformed harbingers of martial evil to be treated with the contempt they deserve! That means we can spend more time taking care of people with different sexual needs….

 

 

'I'D RATHER EMPLOY A PAEDOPHILE THAN A HERO', claims Leftist.


Company boss compares troops to paedophiles after refusing request to provide jobs for former soldiers | Mail Online



And Labour people show that they're once again at the head of the Red pack when it comes to servicing bent people above ‘normal’ folk.

Indeed, wasn't it Harriet Harman who wanted to legalise some child porn not long ago...

YouTube- NEW LABOUR: Putting Paedos over Heroes in the War On Terror

YouTube- NEW LABOUR: Putting Paedos over Heroes in the War On Terror

 

 

VIDEO BLURB:

With British soldiers neglected both in and out of Service, even sex perverts get superior support and treatment from our toxic 'PC' masters. Indeed, people in Labour seem to find paedophiles the last spicy taboo, making their slowness to implement bits of Sarah's Law easier to understand.

I wonder how much of a vested interest is at play with these ex-hippy radicals themselves playing with the most dangerous pervos? And this despite the usual demonising of normal people by Labour, in forcing caring parents to undergo endless risk assessments before being allowed to babysit for pals.

There seems to be no moral sewer which the Left won't make its home. It's already eroded the family unit by glamourising homosexuality and questioning the role of fathers, marriage and affordable taxes for married couples. Plus a foul Communist heritage also compliments Labour's new status as a haven for radical Muslims.

 

 

It’s so draining to be such a talented artistic socialist visionary! But I bear the burden of my unique overbearing genius, same as everyone else in New Labour!

 

It’s well known that we Labour people are masters of our crafts. Indeed, we admit virtually no errors unless backed into a corner by spiteful journalists, which just proves it. Indeed our mindblowing policy gold is so above the button-down conventionality of the Public that they see everything we do as failure! It’s because they’re too silly to understand! The Beatles had much the same trouble when the Sgt. Pepper record first came out, and you wouldn’t call them rubbish today!

 

And so in that spirit, you can allow yourselves the opportunity to admire the unique Left Wing work ethic in action, as I get my hands dirty in the constituency office working for People and Marxist Cobblers. (Cobblers hold together the jackboot of Labour dominion!)

YouTube- UNITE AGAINST [PUBLIC] FASCISM! (The BNP is only the tip of the white racist iceberg!)

UNITE AGAINST [PUBLIC] FASCISM! (The BNP is only the tip of the white racist iceberg!)

 

 

 

What did you think of my rehearsals then? Between me and me, I think I’ve got half a blockbusting EP to sell at the next Love Music Hate Racism festival already! I certainly did well last time I recorded an album LIVE at the Houses of Parliament!

 

Peace, Love and Positive Discrimination man! VOTE LABOUR!

 

 

RED-CAST THEATRE:

Enjoy my latest bigotry-busting, arrogance-smashing and reactionary UK-atomising lectures on Youtube:

 

New Labour's Communist Heritage and Pride

 

(Or What Lay Behind ex-Communist Denis Healey’s enthusiasm to trade British scientifc technology for scrap metal and rotten vegetables with the likes of Ceaucescu!)

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With a party led by a man who said that he was inspired by Marx, how could Tony Blair's Cabinet be without fellow Communist travellers? A government comprised of one-time/present admirers of murder...

With a party led by a man who said that he was inspired by Marx, how could Tony Blair's Cabinet be without fellow Communist travellers? A government comprised of one-time/present admirers of murderous and oppressive regimes is never to be trusted, especially as the modern Communist Party of Great Britain hates NuLab's guts for being too 'right wing'!

Communist leanings and links within Labour (and its affiliate groups) poison British politics to this day. Socialist mind control and subjugation of human nature through Political Correctness is a mirror of how the Soviets liked to brainwash their own citizens.

A collectivised-camp mentaility is given full vent through the destructive conduit of the EU, where aloof Establishment affiliation to a foreign capital is second nature. In an effort to oppose violence and extremism, Labour people affiliate themselves to vicious Che Guevara-loving thugs and thus invalidate their own arguments. UAF members sometimes even carry Communist flags at anti-BNP rallies. Even BNP arch-enemy Gerry Gable has had a 'proud' Communist past.

EXTRA LINKS: 1, 2, 3, 4.

 

 

Mark Collett's Pacman vs. Muslim Genocide Game

 

Assorted Leftists gladly over-react to Mark Collett 's Pacman picture, yet utter not a single syllable of protest against offensive pro-Muslim material.

 

'Mickey Mouse' telling small children to blow themselves up, plus video games showing Jews being slaughtered is recommended kiddies' fare in Palestine. But that kind of psychotic junk is never mentioned by the anti-Israeli mainstream and hard Left.

 

Contrast that conspiracy of silence with the wall of Liberal and Islamic howling at the online release of the Muslim Massacre game. Lightweight, blocky and generally harmless, the little code is no training software. Yet Muslim group after magazine after website after blog piled in to claim that it could lead to violence or even genocide.

 

That puts Sony's jittery u-turn over sung Koran verses being included on that video game soundtrack into real perspective doesn't it! Can't have the Muslims upset, what with them being better than everyone else and all!

 

 

Traitorous Lefties and Treacherous Liberals sowed the seeds of Social Breakdown

 

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CHILD-CENTRED SHAMBLES with JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER, LABOUR MP: Left Wing people in authority, primarily Labour, have pruned the authority and effectiveness of our judicial system and police force. ...

CHILD-CENTRED SHAMBLES with JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER, LABOUR MP:

Left Wing people in authority, primarily Labour, have pruned the authority and effectiveness of our judicial system and police force.

Why?

Young louts run riot and set an increasingly politicised police onto decent ordinary people who try to sort them out. And cheeky children are also somehow preferable to reactionary disciplinarians. But instead of apologising and reversing their failures, Leftists in the main refuse and instead defend and advance their shameful Liberal methods. Left Wing arseholes equate discipline with abuse, so the nation suffers.

There is no reason on Earth why Leftists and Liberals should be trusted with untramelled power and influence ever again. Nor should they earn any respect from decent ordinary people for their national destruction.

 

Absorb the wisdom Public! I fully expect this Leftist goodness to have given you the big epiphany you need to mend your ways and keep Labour in power! (I’m just a big softie for education!)

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GRIFFIN GOT CREAMED!

So now let it be said that as Nick Griffin got his TV disciplinary, Labour people have shown their own purity and cleanliness once and for all!

 

And let’s have none of this voting-us-out-next-year insanity now that we’ve established what’s what! VOTE LABOUR!

 

MORE RED GOODNESS VICAR?

(I should bleeding well hope so, what with the way we Trendies have politicised the clergy!)

 

Anyway, the latest ultimately wise and rational justification of Political Correctness can be found here.

 

Ingest, my brother, and feel the warmth and love of our ‘Lord’ Gordon! VOTE LABOUR!

 

Oh yes, YOU SMUG PUBLIC BUMWIPES! Don’t write off NuLab just yet….

 

Not until you’ve sat through and enjoyed these reputation-saving reports! Oh yes, this latest double-bill of goodness can only prove the social justice of life in Left Wing Britain!

 

RED SUPREMACY REPORT 1, 2, 3.

 

VOTE LABOUR – or wait until a Tory electoral victory to see what trouble really is!

 

 

LEFTIES AND MUSLIMS AS BAD AS THE EDL? As bloody if…..!

 

 

THE BRAND NEW, HYPER-EXPENSIVE (THOSE LUCKY TAXPAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) PUBLIC INFORMATION SERVICE FROM MR. LEFTWINGER HIMSELF SWINGS INTO ACTION TODAY! AND IT’S IN LOVELY FUTURISTIC DIGITAL AS WELL – TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE MATE!

 

“Yes, it is I, your patron, Johnathan Leftwinger, emissary from Labour itself! And I wish to cordially invite you to immerse yourself in another neutral and unbiased repository of facts and wisdom, all to guide you through your hectic lives.

 

FEAR NOT! Your kind old Leftie knows exactly how to make things all better – JUST LISTEN TO THE LECTURE WITHOUT QUESTION AND THE CORRECT METHOD OF THINKING SHALL OPEN UP A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON YOUR DAMP AND DRIZZLY LIVES!

 

Witness your own selfish consumerism wipe out the planet with its Global Warming and feel deep shame in your stubborn refusal to embrace all things federally European and thus let the sun shine again.

 

Whenever you see the ‘Red Head (phones)’ sign outside of any constituency public library, you know you can go right in and continue your life’s education sat inside your little Indoctri-BoothTM; all thanks to somebody in Labour, and some spare taxpayers’ cash I just happened to find all of a sudden now I want to do something I want.

 

So stop moaning about the Status Quo and join it instead! Your headaches will disappear when you do!”

 

(And by the way, I expect glowing reviews for all this hard work you know. Otherwise I’ll jolly well not give you NEXT WEEK’S FACT FORUM: THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS NO DOWNSIDES AT ALL, and see how you like having your feelings hurt for once! VOTE LABOUR!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

It gives me great pleasure to publish these special recordings of I, Johnathan Leftwinger MP, in debate with a member of the Public at the hallowed Constituency Office. These were made by the member of the public on a pocket recorder; such was the admiration he no doubt felt for me that he naturally felt obliged to tape my priceless oration. I mean, HOW DARE HE HAVE THE TEMERITY?! DOESN’T HE KNOW I HAVE A NO-RECORDINGS POLICY, AS WOULD ANY DECENT, RATIONAL TOP-SHELF CELEBRITY?

 

I mean, who do these ‘fans’ think they are? Souvenirs are all well and good, but only approved ones should be allowed because they pass the censors. VOTE LABOUR!

 

Anyway, these priceless tapes are here for you to enjoy in all their naked glory. At last you can learn about life’s bitter ironies as well as ponder very weighty insights into the ruling political system. And so whilst the only member of the white Public who still talks to me reels under the blows of lawsuits for invading my privacy, you can have the gaps in your life’s wisdom finally filled. Which just proves I act not in malice!

 

 (And also, as a special treat, here’s an extract from my special Keynote Speech to the woman in the paper shop, which was BANNED by the BBC because it’s too subversive (though Auntie says it’s too boring)! GO-GO RED BRIGADE AND PULL DOWN THE BARRIERS OF SOCIETY (though not Labour)!)

 

VOTE LABOURBecause it’s not worth doing things your way because they’re derisory. Simple as that, so just be humble for once and accept it Public!

 

 

 

 

 

Rumours have been circulating that the Public are having trouble with yobs and thugs. Some have been hurt or even killed whilst taking them to task over their disruptive behaviour, though this was needless. All people need is some instruction on the best way to handle yobs and thugs to ensure their safety.

 

Young people lack respect. We should show them some, that’s all they demand! Anything can be gained by asking them nicely, hence the irrelevance of the confrontational attitude of those ‘have a go heroes’ who died. Poor sad fools. They should learn from the Police Service who take it upon themselves to be subservient even to yobs. Less gets you more, that’s what we say in the Left!

 

TAKE A LISTEN TO MORE WISDOM ON THESE LOW QUALITY ‘LEFTCASTS’, RECORDED BY JOHNATHAN HIS VERY SELF, DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS ON HOLIDAY AND ANNOYING ALL HIS FELLOW HOTEL GUESTS WITH HIS CONSTANT TALKING INTO HIS POCKET RECORDER AT 3 IN THE MORNING! Enlightenment never takes a vacation, even though he does! VOTE LABOUR AND GET LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

TOPICS:

A Constituency Tour

Some New Labour History (the only stuff worth having, it has to be said!)

A Musical Education

Leftwinger Out And About (and educating the Public into the bargain!)

This Whole Referendum Nonsense Set Straight

Moral Guidance with Mr. Leftwinger

Time To Re-Write History Again

Why Things Are Indeed Right Under New Labour

 

I bet you’ll not be foolish enough to doubt the likes of Labour now!

 

 

 

LABOUR ANTHOLOGY SPECIAL: STUDIO OUT-TAKE to be enjoyed by the Party faithful! Stuff your poxy Grammar Schools, this is elitism at its best!

 

 

GREAT NEWS:

JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER TRACKING AGAIN!

 

THE microphone used, with no expense spared, thanks to the Public. A collectors’ item already I suspect! >

 

Recording via the LABOUR PARTY COMPUTER, usually used to mastermind the nation’s IT affairs in line with Labour, our Red-stained moral guardian has granted you the Public a rare glimpse into his life.

 

And unlike with Nixon, this always-on fly-on-the-wall monitoring system can certainly not be guaranteed to disillusion the voters!

 

LISTEN TO SOME GROUNDBREAKING KENNEDY-ESQUE INSIGHTS NOW MATE:

1, 2, 3

 

 

 

A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY (AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY!!!) FROM MR. LEFTWINGER BECKONS YOU DEEP FROM THE BOWELS OF LABOUR NOW……..

 

 

I think that it is sad that out in The Void (the ‘Public Zone’ as I call it) there are so many good but unknown and unsigned musicians out there ready to make their mark on the world.

 

In 1977 I quite understandably and quite rationally wanted to inflict Anarchy In The UK, along with all other good people wishing to overturn the stale status quo by vociferous or violent revolutionary action (except for the National Front of course. They weren’t proper yobs like we were in the Trotsky Alliance! Well, you know what I mean.).  But my age was a huge barrier because it meant that my experience of life as it was was a handicap to my comrades. AT 32 I WAS JUST TOO OLD TO EVEN RECORD A HIT SINGLE TO PUNISH THE BUTTON-DOWN PUBLIC, NEVER MIND INSTIGATE THE KIND OF PEOPLES’ BRITAIN WE’RE ONLY STARTING TO DO NOW, 30 YEARS LATE!

 

Such a disgusting indictment of Britain there, even worse than murder or perhaps, at a pinch, racism! God, that’s BAD then! But I am now in a position to rectify matters. Because I now marshal the facilities of THE JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER STUDIOS FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF OPEN-MINDED NON-BIASED LEFTIST HUMAN PERSONS, you can rest assured that today’s crop of noisy young champions have a better chance of usurping the so-called ‘moral fabric’ far quicker than we ever could when the high-minded straitjacket of conservative scrupulocity strangled us all!

 

So I am hereby empowered to deliver this challenge to all budding musicians of a 21st Century Ethos: SEND IN A DEMO OF YOUR BEST PUBLIC BATTERING, DAILY MAIL SMASHING, EU LOVING AND BNP KICKING REBELLION ANTHEM! And the best shall win a Boner-Fied Deluxe Version recording contract, paid for by Public money (so you know the funding won’t run out).

 

It can be a heavy rocker to blast out at 3am on a Sunday morning. Or it can be a techno-hardcore symphony designed to tear up all the so-called ‘rules’! Or it could just be a spoken-word piece outlining your solemn but worthy war against the Poll Tax, in a PROPER schoolroom lesson for today’s youth.

 

So get jamming with your teeth clenched today and you could one day share the bill at the LEFTWINGER GAY AND ISLAMIC COMMUNITY HALL with such Leftwinger-signed luminaries as THE SCREAMING AXIOMS, THE HEY-YO DISSIN’ MA BITCH CHAVSTER POSSE, THE SENTENTIONS, THE SOCIAL VEXERS, THE MYOPIA FIVE and THE WE KNOW BETTER THAN YOU COMMUNITY SINGERS. (Oh yes, heroes all! They didn’t do anything fascist like kill men in tanks or threaten to drop atom bombs on innocent Soviet civilians, but they are still the real idols to look up to and to give large amounts of arts grants to so they can continue their valiant struggle. (That’s why your taxes went up again last week, and very worthwhile it was too!))

 

 

 

 

I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH with Johnathan Leftwinger. Even somebody as perfect as Mr. Leftwinger can be driven to the brink of his patience by the ignorance and stupidity of the ordinary people!

 

 

Time to hear the latest instalment of JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER’S CURRENT AFFAIRS INFORMATION KIOSK!

 

 

PUBLIC INFORMATION SPEECHES by Johnathan Leftwinger

 

LABOUR HAVE FULFILLED THEIR PROMISES TO BE TOUGH ON CRIME AND TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME! We must have done if the jails are all full.

 

Indeed, so successful have we been in fighting crime that we’ve actually had to STOP criminals from being jailed and then ACTUALLY RELEASE existing prisoners early to unclog the system!

 

We KNEW we could cope without extra prisons, THE PUBLIC WERE WRONG AGAIN in their opposition to us!

 

Another VICTORY for Labour ways!

 

HEAR SOME MORE WAYS WE CAN MAKE BRITAIN SUCCESSFUL………………………………………

 

 

 

 

January 13, 2007

JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER’S ‘POPULIST’ SINGLE LAUNCHED TODAY!!!!!!!!!

 

Hear the exciting SOUND OF WISDOM from new political band

BACK  BENCH

 

 

Johnathan Leftwinger MP and his closest Parliamentary colleagues have pooled their knowledge and resources. Deciding to actually do something in the House, they forged their alliance in the shape of the juicily subversive and intellectually challenging socio-political combo BACK BENCH!

 

After years of frustration at the moribund political atmosphere of Westminster (“They hardly took any notice of a single word I said in there. SOME DEMOCRATIC CHAMBER, NOT FOLLOWING MY ORDERS THEY WERE!” – Izi Wizi, fellow Back Bencher), the brave morality defenders decided to put their message directly to the Public.

 

Their almost frightening ability to consistently be in the right was honed over many years. Indeed, many members of the Public have been shown up with panache and flair by these minstrels of equality and justice! And they proved that they know better than even Labour Ministers – as their many stands against Tony Blair and John Prescott (to name but two) justly proved! Well, that’s what they get when they cross the line between merely annoying the ordinary people and annoying other people in Labour! There must be at least some standards, Cabinet!

 

The recording session for this seminal work was scheduled to take place in the Chamber itself, for the supreme irony and ultimate truth-mongeriness. But as the reactionary Sergeant At Arms threw them out after catching Leftwinger sneaking the microphones and mixer in, they had to do it at the Johnathan Leftwinger Studios (aka Constituency Office) instead.

 

In this special edition of the release, Mr. Leftwinger himself introduces the highly influential oppous in this unbroadcast Radio 1 trailer (You BASTARDS at the BBC!). Consider this to be MORALITY LECTURE IN A SENSORILY MUSICAL MOVEMENT SYMPHONY KIND OF A MANNER, Pt. 1, in which the ground is to be laid. Because the Public are notoriously ill at ease in the world of facts and real life, as their behaviour constantly proves, they must first know who the bosses are.

 

Take a listen Public, if you DARE seek the truth and the light and the way; The THIRD WAY, THE LABOUR WAY……!

 

 

January 10, 2007

 

MOMENTOUS OCCASION IN THE WORLD OF WEB-CASTINGNESS!

 

There are moments in multimedia history which actually help shape the direction of world events. And this is one of these moments.

 

For all those who believe in Freedom and Justice, not to mention sticking two fingers up to The Man, here is a brand new web radio thing to let the poor oppressed peoples of the world know that they are living in a utopia.

 

 It is indeed free! Freer than here with the Public, Tory and BNP threats!

 

This place is so so good! It has healthcare, running water and literacy targets being met in its schools and everything! We’d love to live there of course, but we realise our mission is to stay here and resist the evil Forces Of Conservatism that Tony Blair was talking about.

 

Click on the logo to hear THE VERY FIRST FREEDOM-CAST! We don’t pull our punches when it comes to dealing with the REAL persons to blame for all the troubles we’ve had, like ever mate!

EXTRA: GET WELL SOON, CASTY OLD SON! THE WORLD NEEDS YOUR LEADERSHIP!

 

As a consequence, I, Johnathan Lansbury Atlee Leftwinger MP, do humbly and respectfully dedicate this latest FREEDOM-CAST to your person. Or your memory if you snuff it mate.

Mr. Castro, you can hear my own rousing, revolutionary words on the Bank of England’s rising of interest rates! Love You!

 

WITH GREAT DISGUST WE NOW TURN OUR PRECIOUS RESOURCES OVER TO A CORPORATE MAGNET:

 

THE GLOBAL FASCIST CORPORATION ENLIGHTENMENT AND INFO-TAINMENT SPOT

 

Despite all the student-esque rantings, the GFC is a rather nice corporation and not a tatty consumerist conformist factory of hate. Only ragbag people like that would come out with such awful generalisations.

 

No no, We’re just as free and libertarian as anyone else and our own staff are allowed to be as free-thinking and liberal as they please (as long as it’s not on our time). Indeed, do we or do we not fund Labour now??!!

 

And so in that spirit I will now lead you on a so-called ‘far out, like, wow man’ journey into the cosmic wonderland Magical Mystery Tour Janis Joplin, record cover with the banana on it style of big business life. Which is all too reasonable.

 

That’s the thing about hippies like the young people. They’re off on their own little fantasyland trips, no doubt soured by all those drugs, in which our staff are underpaid, overworked and overstressed; And our customers are ripped off and ignored and in which Labour have sold out by us an them co-operating in all our perfectly legitimate affairs. But that’s the ignorant world of the kids!

 

But they couldn’t be more wrong! Look, I’ve just written a new anthem for them to sing around their camp fires. It’s so educational and righteous that even their hemp-addled brains can follow it!

 

I was a wayward drifter man

Until a friend of mine turned me on

To the Global Fascist, yeah!

 

They turned me onto something better

Than Peace And Love

They turned me on to

A well paid career with infinite promotion prospects

An index linked pension at executive level

And all you’ve got to do is follow my orders unswervingly,

It’s not all that difficult!

 

That’ll go well with any battered out of tune acoustic guitar with a big sunflower painted on it and all the string ends sticking from the end of the neck at at least 6 inches, I have to say! So there’s no excuse.

 

Have some propaganda to let you see just what kind of a man that I am………………

 

For more information, here are some official Global Fascist resources: One nice docu-drama and PR pack. Only after looking at these can a truly balanced perspective be viewed!

 

 

 

 

 

LEFTWINGER

AVONT-GUARD RECORD RELEASED!

 

This is a remarkable fanzine EXCLUSIVE! Not only have I been able to obtain an advance copy of Johnathan Leftwinger’s latest arts track, but I am also able to put out the special ‘in-session’ mix, just for the constituency party faithful!

 

To be released on January 1st  as a special Labour Party New Year’s gift to the non-bigoted, this disc is the all-insightful, all-knowing Mr. Leftwinger’s latest grand opus! It deals with the whole false substance of popular culture, a concept never dealt with before to our knowledge. Upon first listen any truly valuable person in an artistic sense is bound to say ‘Oh yes, very deep, very perceptive’. On the second listen the depths of consciousness will suddenly seem to fall away leading the listener to an even heavier depth of inner meaning and pure soulful fullness! And upon further playing the real heavy stuff will grip your brain mate! Now that’s good artyness! A symphony of multi-consciousness and spiritual peace, don’t you bloody forget.

 

And to put the brick on top of the cake, the cherry on top of the chimney, I have been able to obtain the actual session recording; that means you can hear the composition complete with Leftwinger’s explanations of the truly remarkable and trend-setting piece to the bone-headed engineer. (Don’t be too hard on him, he is of course a member of the Public in his spare time!)

 

Isn’t it funny how Johnathan Leftwinger’s genius expands to fill the new demands provided by an ever tougher and spiritually demanding world? So the thing is a snip at £39.99 plus VAT! (It’s not the money of course as he can get all he wants through taxation, but his landlady wants the rent you see. You wouldn’t want to see the great Leftwinger degraded by having him sleep on the floor of the constituency office and be reduced to plugging his kettle into the electric streetlight of a morning would you?! No, of course not, you’re only human).

 

THIS SPECIAL DOWNLOAD FOR LABOUR MEMBERS ONLY IS A GOLD PLATED LIMITED-EDITION OFFER FOR THE ELITE – So hurry up and listen to it because I’ve got to put it back in the morning.

 

 

Plus SPECIAL ARTISTIC BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The young people would turn their backs on CND history and underage sex if many of us old guard Lefties didn’t keep diligently raising the subjects. That’s how trend-setting we are, I have to say.

 

And so in that spirit the inevitable influence of modern acid warehouse culture (or whatever it’s called) coming from our groovy quarters was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

And now these rap guys can not just have additional inspiration but also a political awakening to the fundamental intrinsic truths in life. This is because I can now provide SAMPLES OF LEFTWINGER, the full collection available on LEFTWINGER RECORDS (Catalogue: NOISRAEL07)!

 

I’ve cut up speeches and broadcasts to give you the best in Edu-tainment and Edu-news – something which we in the Left have honed to a fine art!

 

And so now when you hook up your loops and noises you can also output these pearly truths to a blank record, thus creating an instant complete jigsaw of modern black culture for the white kids to feast upon; we insist upon it!

 

Download the sample samples from THE LABOUR PARTY REPOSITORY OF ALL WORTHY, NON-BIGOTED AND PARTY-FRIENDLY MATERIALS!

 

So get scratchin’ mate, give us a boogying old time! (And by the way, don’t openly promote drugs on our final mixes – that’s for private! I mean, fair’s fair!)

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Here are some real gems. These are actual, genuine and authentic Johnathan Leftwinger speeches. Radio and Television have been used for their true purpose by this master of the Word, a true craftsman. Sadly, the recordings have not sold very well, not at all as a matter of fact. How the Public have failed him again! And I’m surprised the unbiased and non-partisan BBC turned down the tapes!

 

Still, despite the rarity of these recordings, Mr. Leftwinger has kindly let me use them at the discount price of just £59.99 each! The price is usually £300 per-30 seconds (£600 to Tory types). So thus I’ve been truly honoured!

 

So, download, listen and, above all, LEARN THE FACTS FROM A TRULY EXCELLENT AND HONOURABLE BROADCASTER!

 

 

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Don’t countenance the fascism of Public Opinion – Do as we say and THINK FOR YOURSELF IN AN UNBIASED AND SUPERIOR LIBERAL MANNER! We know best mate!

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