The Johnathan
Leftwinger MP (and brother)
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RIGHTWINGER, potential Tory MP!
NEW ADDITIONS TO
THE LEFT WING INFORMATION ARSENAL:
LEFT WING SH*T TM - THE
RESSURRECTION!
Now that Labour needs a new leader (but
only because the bigots had it in for poor innocent Gordon), we must get
behind the new, youthful Milliband boys.
Only one of them can win, but
because both are pure New Labour you know you can’t lose whichever ones you
pick! And they must be the best because even other Labour monoliths haven’t
dared put their names up now they know the Millies are in the race!
Just consider what’s
needed to be the supreme de-facto boss of the nation’s ‘obnoxious’ Lefties!
If they have at least some of these unique Labour qualities then they have my
total backing! The nation needs nothing
less!
So let’s hurry and
get our new leader installed and then elected as the next Prime Minister!
Labour BELONGS in power, as our constant attempts at gerrymandering and ballot
management only proved!
‘Course, any
bright new Red visionary will have a tough act to follow. Blair and Brown took
what they did to the country to the extreme and it will take someone with
ultimate dedication to top that! Let’s only hope the nation doesn’t buckle even
further under the weight of future Labour achievement!
From knighting
Simon Cowell to cleverly leaving a ticking tax bombshell to blow up in David
Cameron’s face, plus the grand
gesture of opening the immigration floodgates without worry for consequences in
a blow for Diversity, you can only marvel at what our next top boss will
get up to to beat that!
INDEED,
IF SUCH A MAN CAN GO ONE BETTER THAN PUTTING
THE NATION IN A POSITION WHERE THE EU CAN DECIDE TO PROCTOR OUR ECONOMIC POLICY
BEFORE IT GETS THE GO-AHEAD, THEN I’LL BE PROUD TO GIVE HIM MY ENTIRE
COLLECTION OF RARE FRENCH CHILD PORN (ie ART)
IN TRIBUTE! VOTE LABOUR!
GO-GO
BROWN STUFF! As a hung
parliament resulted from the General Election, let a party of
experience run the nation again - even if it is from a position of a minority
government! (We in the Left live for minority causes after all mate, so what
better than ours?!) __________________________________________________________ Gordon
Brown’s still judiciously in Downing Street as Prime Minster, even
though he ‘lost’ the election! THAT’S WHAT I CALL EQUALITY IN MODERN
DEMOCRACY – The ‘underdog’
getting his bone in a fair and open 21st Century society! AND
THAT’S ALL LABOUR’S LEGACY!!! PATHETIC Cameron and his PATHETIC Conservatives only gained 306
seats compared to our 258! That’s PATHETIC, as the number falls way short
of the 326 seats needed to form that magic 51% majority in the Commons! Not very popular is he? So now it’s time for more quality Red power-eaters to pre-empt the
Tories! Let us create a union of like-minded parties to help snatch our
crown back from the Blue Rinse gutter! As our wise powerbroker Peter Mandelson says, IT’S NOW
ONCE AGAIN UP TO LABOUR TO LEAD THE NATION THROUGH THIS TORY-CREATED
SHAMBLES! Yea, Constitutional rules say that in this kind of event the
sitting government can have first refusal at establishing a coalition to
run the nation. I know the Public didn’t vote for that, BUT IT’S DEMOCRACY YOU
BIGOTS! So let’s see what a coalition with the Lib Dems would give us: A nice
minority government in which a gaggle of parties would democratically club
together to democratically seize the balance of power to democratically
hamstring an extremist Tory administration. * Just like us they
want full immersion into a fully-fledged European Federal ‘Bastardstate’.
TOGETHER WE CAN DO IT FASTER! * Just like us they
want more misunderstood violent felons released early from jail (or not
put there at all). TOGETHER WE CAN HAVE MORE
PROCESSED, AND FASTER! * Just like us they want to ramp
up tax and foist
more beautiful political correctness
and… oh God! Those thoughts are so juicy! DO YOU REALLY
WANT THE HATEFUL TORIES TO CONFISCATE SUCH FUTURISTIC
VISIONS FROM THE NATION?! The FULL
ACHIEVEMENT of Left Wing Sh*tTM should not be wasted!
For previous on this exciting chapter in Left Wing political
history, check out MORE SOCIAL STUDIES
for the back catalogue!
AND TO THINK YOU WANTED TO SLING OUT GOLDEN
GORDON!
Just sit
back and enjoy the Left Wing smoke and mirrors trick!
PICK OF THE LABOUR STATE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE
..with the Cunstituency Office-boy.
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Labour’s unassailable record of
nation-building will be wrecked by the Tories. To prove it, let’s go back to
the past and see what the future holds under Tory rule!
(And that’s today, you must admit!!)
Well, memory-jogging time I think…
Aaah, joyous be the Muslims….
Don’t you just feel so proud that some of our new cultural enrichers have
the freedom of speech to YET AGAIN demand the Western world revolve around them
alone?!
(And aren’t we saps
all so great as to let ourselves bend in the hurricane…..)
A new
computer game, Little Big Planet, has had its release date delayed because a Muslim
games player had his delicate feelings annoyed whilst having a turn on his
preview copy. And we all know how soft and tender Muslim feelings are when they
get their backs up.
VOTE LABOUR – We prefer the stick instead of the
carrot to keep order and ethos ourselves, so we have to learn from the masters
how to keep both believers and troublemaking non-Leftist infidels in check! And we’re learning, give us credit for that mate……!
SECTIONS
Britain and its noble people are
worth fighting for. Don’t let the Public spoil it for us!
Additional Red casework for any
serious scholar of the mentality of life here in the Westminster Bubble, pure
as it is in its isolation from the barbaric outside world!
JOHNATHAN’S TRIAL OF THE
CENTURY
Even people in Labour can be in the
wrong sometimes!
(Well, libelled by the bigoted
press and slandered by a hateful Public). It
can happen to any of us!
Catch up on your Left-related
concept listening.
All the education you’ll ever need
under one cyber-roof!
The
young people are the future. Make sure you get at them in order to ensure they
can create a future fit for us!
LABOUR - The natural party of so-called TREASON:
ABOUT
THIS GLORIOUS RED-FRIENDLY WEB ENCYCLOPAEDIA: THINGS HAVE ONLY GOTTEN BETTER UNDER LABOUR,
especially for feral youths, bent company directors, megalomaniacal Muslims, bogus
asylum seekers, Communist Party members, treasonous government ministers,
politically correct baby-killing jobsworths, traitorous union bosses or insane
and greedy politicians. It's just a pity that ordinary
decent normal people feel more of a pinch, but hey, you can't hope to please
everybody in this little old country. You've just got to be reasonable. REMEMBER
THE OPTIMISM OF 1997 AND VOTE LABOUR AGAIN! We've been just the same as we've
always been since then, so why have you bigoted Public gits changed your tunes
about us all of a sudden?! Turds! _________________________________________________________________________________ LABOUR POLICY WATCH!
Embarassment, or invaluable guide to
the greatest political literature of our times? WE DECIDE! VOTE LABOUR – The SOLE
mainstream party to be directly refined from pure Red raw materials!
(ignore
all imposters!) Catalogue of crime?
Pfft! And anyway, Tories are on there as well, which means that if they do
naughty things too, then it’s all alright! That’s what we say! (But still,
there’s even Tory crime we Reds actually revere – ‘TREASON’
for the good of the nation!) CHEER ON THE LABOUR ‘POLICE STATE’!
After all, it’s the only way to be TOUGH
ON CRIME AND TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME!!! The
Public are a bunch of F*****G C**TS who need to be KEPT IN THEIR PLACE! It’s
being HARD BUT FAIR! VOTE
LABOUR! After all, guilty or
‘innocent’, they’re all as bad as each other!! How
DARE you slam New Labour as
incompetent! Just because you don’t want
what we want, you have to insult as inept! Even
journalistic pseudo-fascists aren’t as childish as you in the
Public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU LIKE ME? ….er, DO YOU, LIKE ME, RUN OUT OF AD-HOMINEM SMEARS WHEN IN
THE MIDDLE OF A SNOOTY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS SCREAMING DIATRIBE, er, DEBATE WITH A
BIGOT? Well, this handy
online book of often tenuously construed offensive language explains how
users of even the most innocuous descriptions of me can now be slammed as a
filthy white supremacist BNP person! (This is a MUST for all schools mate!) They’ll never call the likes of I ‘uppity’ ever
again without falling foul of the race relations board from now on!!!!!!! What the time is NOW
in Britain’s best example of a multicultural mix! (Pity I live mostly in
the fields of Shropshire, away from all that loveliness I claim to be a part
of!) QUALITY
RED BACKLASH SPOT! A premier
ex-Communist (like myself) lambasts Gordon Brown’s patriotic lip-service. Even
if he doesn’t mean a word of it, Golden Gordon can’t even SEEM racist either! SUPPLEMENTARY INFORMATION, to
increase your knowledge of the wise doings of NuLab: LABOUR'S
POLITICALLY-CORRECT NATION-WRECKING OUTRAGE AND SCANDAL: READ, INGEST AND FEEL EVEN MORE EMBOLDENED IN YOUR
QUEST TO VOTE LABOUR, NOW
YOU KNOW THE DEEPER MOTIVATIONS OF REDNESS! GIVE YOUR
CHILDREN AN EDUCATION INTO WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BRITISH (UNDER NEW LABOUR)! POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS is the greatest pragmatic dogma ever! Its alignment with the natural laws of
human nature means that it
perpetuates itself, though you wouldn’t think it to see the British fail to
take to it! (They’ve always been a quarrelsome bunch of misbehaving oafs!).
We’ll fix ‘em, don’t worry. Although Cultural
Marxism is presented as somehow sinister in
this film, it is nevertheless informative. Our holy new
Politically Correct moral codes, which adult bigots react against, injects a
sense of responsibility and revulsion into the bloodstream of our neo-youth.
We’ve got them trained at least to be able to recognise how anybody thinking
different to us is a racist, homophobic far-Right Tory Hitlerite who favours a
race war over a class one! Some people just don’t have peace in their brains. Left Wing purity has
allowed Western society to be improved by having the bigotry and conservatism
punished out of it. Threats of neo-Nazism and jail sentences hang over the
mostly middle-class male white bigots if they dare to call for the return to
their comfort zones of ‘traditional’ culture and values. (You don’t want the streets full of dead Muslims,
homosexuals and marching killers of the BNP with blood on their hands??!!??!!
That’s what makes people like them wrong.) BE POLITICALLY CORRECT IN ALL YOUR
DOINGS – It’s in the name of Equality, Diversity and Freedom that we must force
people to live their lives how we want! One of those paradoxes of life, but it
can’t be questioned. Not after all our efforts to ‘destroy’ existing moral
frames such as Christianity for being oppressive! We’ve put all our money on
this horse, which is why it just can’t
be wrong! So do as proper
teachers do and sit your children in front of this video; as you would by
constantly pausing the action to drone on and on with ‘additional’ information,
only to discover the narrator says the self-same things upon resumed playback. VOTE LABOUR
– For the only worthwhile trip to take is a GUILT TRIP! (And an acid one, as I have often discovered since 1966!) Bathe in my
history and REJOICE! We
have a COMMON
PURPOSE to convert British public life to Red Supremacism without the
Public getting in the way for once! And all
organised in such a way that it makes any whistleblowers look like the ones who
are cranky conspiracy-obsessed nuts! Ah, that’s Left Wing planning mate! All Glory in the UNIVERSAL
LIBERAL-LEFT MANIFESTO! (That and Allah,
obviously) Well, here it is for
all the budding scholars of Political Science and Philosophy – THE COMPLETE
TERMINOLOGY of the neutral and unbiased Lefty Ethos Of Peace, outlining as it
does the best method of transforming
the Western Hemisphere into one of tolerance, peace and equality. We must both
Enlighten as well as Punish the bigots who stand in our way – how else can we
have a world of free thinkers for a change?? WEBMASTER’S
NOTE (I like being ‘master’ of the readers. Labour is Power, see...): I am one, well the one, of Johnathan Leftwinger MP’s
greatest admirers. In his time he has been a political Oracle, University
renegade if not actually a graduate, top quality Protest Singer (against the
scourge of the bigoted Public), an experienced broadcaster (who cut his teeth
on the seminal student radio circuit!) and Man Of The People (when they decide
to behave themselves). At the moment I am
concentrating on a glamourous portrait, done in oils, of our benefactor. The
constituency will never be the same again since Johnathan applied his magical
reformist touch! I know most people ‘round here are moaning about him and
Labour, but they’ll wake up to the benefits he has brought before it’s too
late. Surely, they must! The portrait, of Johnathan
standing in a sunlit meadow surrounded by apples, the Giver Of Life, has taken
rather too long to complete. Upon seeing the preliminary sketches he decided he
was depicted as too ugly. He instructed me in his manly voice that his picture
could never be ugly and that a true representation of his features should be
reproduced. I respectfully pointed out that it had to be one or the other, but
that didn’t stop him from screaming that I was a philistine and that he didn’t
deserve such shabby treatment. Of course, I wholeheartedly agree. We mustn’t
trash such a noble and wise figure, only doing but his best to re-invigorate
the moribund political scene. However, the delay does mean
that my half a million pound grant from the County Council sub-Committee For
The Raising Of Awareness Of High Art will be increased for my trouble. Of
course, it’s not the money. The money merely represents a tangeable measurement
against which the artistic merits of the portrait and the importance of its
subject are viewed. Although you cannot put a price on national treasures such
as these, it’s always a good idea to try. To try to demonstrate to the Public
just how actually valuable Mr. Leftwinger is, in real terms, of course.
(Indeed, Leftwinger holds some sway with the Culture Secretary. He’s still got
the photographs for a start, whatever that means). ________________________________________________________________________ Classic Quote: “I am in the right, but not of The Right!” – Hansard; October 21, 1998 RELEVANT news to enhance your life: 20th Nov.
2006: EXCITING EXCLUSIVE – Leftwinger Portrait
Coming Along Nicely! It
is my pride and pleasure to report to you that the picture I’m painting of our
glorious MP is taking shape. According to the clock I’ve spent £310,847 of my council grant and I’ve already
reached the point of the prototype! Mr. Leftwinger is very pleased at the
progress. Unfortunately,
I shall run over budget and over time, but Labour are past masters at dealing
with situations of this type. Indeed, Mr. Leftwinger is making a succession of
telephone calls as I type, thus ensuring that money and time shall continue to
flow freely until the project reaches completion. And
here is the prototype in all its glory, signed by the man himself, ready for
charity auction: _______ As
a post-script I would just like to mention that many people (well two, but for
me and my social circle that is many people) have said that Mr. Leftwinger is a
megalomaniac for commissioning his own portrait. Well, I say NO! He merely agreed to it, that’s all, which
makes all the difference. Plus, it’s being done by me, an ordinary lowly
person, for that common touch. He’d let a proper modern artist paint it if he
was just a vain, self-serving pompous kind of person. Mind you, it will be sold
by a modern artist, but that’s just for publicity. We hope to sell it to a
tax-funded art gallery you know, in order to preserve the Leftwinger legacy.
And it will ensure that even more millions will be taken from the Public purse
and put where it belongs – the Treasury. QUOTE, UNQUOTE! ‘ That depends on the criminals! ’ – Jack Straw’s reply
to Ann Widdecombe when she asked him whether we could see crime falling under
Labour (1998). ‘ That depends on the germs! ’ – Johnathan
Leftwinger’s reply to a constituent asking whether we could see a drop in the
rising Superbug levels in British hospitals (2006). ‘ Can I come in the Cabinet now, please? ’ Johnathan
Leftwinger considers himself to be the Sgt. Pepper of politicians, even Left
Wing ones. So it's quite apt that he goes on this little jaunt... Johnathan Leftwinger Revises
some Beatles classics. Hello Public. I've just been playing
my old Beatles records. That was a trip down memory lane. Those songs were the
soundtrack of a generation. Somehow everyone remembers where they were the day
they first heard Sgt. Pepper. I was in the
Common Room debating Adam Ant's birthday. Excellent as these songs were, it is
time to bring them into line with 21st Century Thinking. Let's make the old
standards the soundtrack for today's generation of directionless youngsters,
with me, Johnathan Leftwinger, saviour of Leftist youth everywhere. I'm just
that humble. First class rocking there! I should
think if Mr. McCartney himself heard these anthems when the young people sing
them (as they doubtless will), I would say he'd be more than a little impressed
with the quality. Which just proves it. And I am special you know. So much so
I’m highly misunderstood. Indeed, when I was a boy I was nearly put in that
special hospital; And I was nearly carted off again when I used to have my John
Lennon primal scream sessions in the cloakroom when I used to work at that
nursery. Which just proves it. And because both myself and Messrs.
Lennon and McCartney are all premier Lefties, I should
say the blend between their world and mine has been seamless. And it all
helps to wash away the guilt that any decent British person will be feeling
about the Empire, which is part of the punishment for being white, fascist,
boring old us. Which is all too reasonable. VOTE LABOUR! DEMOCRACY
IN ACTION with Johnathan Leftwinger Hello Readers. If you’re
anything like me then you’ll see yourself as charming and respectable and
intelligent and pure. And quite right too, you’re a credit to the Labour
Movement if you’ve got those qualities. And I’m sure you’ll admire my humility
in passing these compliments. Check these Internet
Links on the World Wide Web. You’ll find straight facts and unbiased, impartial
opinions on all the things which matter to you. For example, admire the Labour
rebel (why hide it when you can revel in it?!) or enjoy the soothing words of
my fellow MPs when discussing your favourite views. They’re more adept at
molly-coddling you lot than I am (notice more humility there). You have to admit
that no matter how you cut it, no matter how you argue, Labour have the last
word because it’s the right word!
Makes sense! My
Hero, well one of them. MEET
MY BROTHER Says
social magnate and political glabrate JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER My
close relative works at the local equality department. And he has created a
personalised profile of his work in a self-congratulatory web-page, as is his
right. (We in Labour have learned that a truly self-congratulatory web-page is
something only we can offer!) Since
I was elected, my brother rose through the ranks and ensconsed himself at the
top position (in his cubicle). Biased folk have accused us of nepotism, but I
don’t see what setting fire to things has got to do with anything! (Indeed, a
Scottish Labour Lord did that to some hotel curtains last year and he’s still
there! Proof indeed that eccentricity shouldn’t hold anyone back these days!) Since
becoming such a high-level VIP in equality circles, almost as important as me
myself, he has changed his name by deed-poll; he wanted something dynamic and
to escape from his ‘middle-class, cosy, Tory badminton club, old imperial
school tie, Bisto slavemaster, cricket balls background’. (KUDOS ON THE SHAME
MATE! WELL DONE!) Together
we have fought for equality and justice; me in Parliament and him in the civil
service. IF ONLY BLACK AND WHITE PEOPLE GOT ON AS WELL IN BRITAIN TODAY (YES, I
AM INDEED LOOKING AT YOU WHITE PEOPLE!)!
http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe...our-state.html (Lunatics
of the New Labour state)
WHITES BASHED FREQUENTLY BUT MINORITIES OFTEN BEHAVE WORSE:
http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe...-fall-out.html (Labour's
rainbow minority darlings fall out)
NEW LABOUR'S VARIOUS FAILINGS AND TREASON:
http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe...-clarkson.html (Is
Gordon Brown a c-word? Absolutely, Mr. Clarkson!)
THE 'NECESSITY' OF A BLACK PRIME MINISTER DEBATED PSEUDO-'SAGELY' BY REDS:
http://www.debatepolitics.com/europe...post1058575021 (Will the
[UK] ever have a black Prime Minister?)
