The Left is Always Right!
Let us at least
attempt to answer just why good decent people are always thwarted and how best
the swivel-eyed imperialist bigots who infest our society can be successfully
counter-attacked in reprisal.
LET
THE LIBERTARIANS BE THE AUTHORITARIANS YOU NEED TO TEACH YOU YOUR LESSONS IN
LIFE MATE: This is the
textbook example of how to wrong-foot the bigoted Public whenever they lash
out against Authority in their ‘despair’ over high crime rates, rates set to really
explode under New Labour. Nothing to do with us of course, we’re just the
government. It’s up to the rest of the nation to behave themselves after we’ve
dispensed the orders, hence the current anarchy of anti-Labour sentiment in the
country.
Of course there’s crime. Lots of crime and there always
will be. No need
to have your head in the Right-Wing clouds by pretending we can live in a
ne’er-do-well and ‘dirty wog’-free utopia. No no no, if you have a
realistic view that we will never ever stop crime properly, then we can lower
our standards and targets accordingly; so thus we can instead be concentrating
on buying criminals off with shorter sentences, cushier jail conditions,
mandatory early releases on top as well as utilising the softly-softly approach
to its fullest capability (PCSOs, to name a splendid example). All in the
name of security, as if we scratch the criminals’ backs they’ll at least think
twice before slipping the switchblade into ours.
But how to sell the
bright, shiny new Libertarian sunshine rainbow way to the Reactionaries? They,
after all, vote us into the power we wield today, so the least we can do is pay
lip-service to doing whatever it is they want. For some reason that long since
went sour, but it worked in the past so all we can do is repeat the procedure
until it starts to work again. New Labour, New Vision!
But all you budding
Student Unionist political instructors out there can follow the two-point plan
to make the future Public reckon that we Lefties put them above our dogma once
more: 1) Point out the
mayhem of overcrowded jails stuffed full of recidivist criminals, which can
only be remedied by removing the small percentage of the mentally ill to secure
hosipitals, increasing a supply of medicinal narcotics to addicts and decently
rehabilitating the minority of lags who really want to benefit from it, plus 2) Imply that this can all be achieved at the
expense of proper jail terms and solid punishment, something which can only
demoralise the already shaken-in-spirit underachieving, Credit
Crunch-hit crims of the coming years. Just not mentioning it as a vital requirement is enough, and this has
the added benefit of you being able to call any detractors ideologically
backward when they question why you haven’t mentioned it. You’re the one to
deflect the bigotry, see, as the troublemaking comes to you.
(Remember, of course, to
mention only the individual case histories of those the Public could feel sorry
for in support of your contentions, always careful to avoid
the subject of the kind of persons who truly ‘deserve’ solid punishments during
lengthy jail terms - for example the much-maligned alternative-cultured, often
violent ‘hoodies’ and ‘chavs’. (They’re people too, but
many of the Public think them inferior beings in typical victim-mentality.
And the price to be paid for that is extra unpopularity, even though it’s their
paranoia to blame)).
VOTE LABOUR – Because you’ve got to give
even those people a chance to flourish, and if they end up rejecting those chances
then at least we can take full responsibility of shrugging our shoulders and
saying, ‘We’ve got clear consciences because at least we gave them the chance
to be good boys and girls, bigots!”. Alright, most of them tend to reject such a chance but at least it’s
been their choice and not our choice, thus empowering them for the first time!
They’re even getting the vote now, which just proves how they should be fully
participating first-class citizens just like everyone else mate!
It’s all about give and take mate,
all about being adult enough to give people all the chances they need to learn
their lessons in life, however many they be. If you don’t give them a chance
then they won’t give you a chance. And that of course works on the logic that
if we give them the chance to give us a chance then at least it gives them a
chance to think about whether they want to give us a chance – and take that
chance on taking a chance on what we want to do to give them a chance. (But even
so that all hinges on whether the Public wants to give them a chance, cos if
the Public don’t want to give them a chance and therefore turn round to us in
Labour and say “Don’t chance your chances on those chancers, cos we won’t give
you a chance if you chance it”, then how can we possibly chance our arm on
trying to satisfy the Public who won’t chance the chances that we chance on the
chances because they don’t want to chance on our chance.)
So take your chance on us,
otherwise how can we have the chance to strike up the chance of…. Never mind. You just don’t
understand, do you?! You simpletons are jus too slow to understand elementary
Red logic obviously, which just proves your incapability to debate the issues
you should leave only to me. After all, even the likes of
ex-Communist Jack Straw can be corrupted by the wayward desires of the Public
enough to become their mouthpiece on the issue!
We good Puritans of
the anti-Racist Left well know that there is no such thing as Britishness!
Sometimes it takes popular righteous bloggers, such as the aptly named Lenin, to stand and speak the whole truth at all times. Yes, he often lambasts New Labour without a shred of understanding for the need for one to compromise one’s core values on the altar of Public Opinion (ie Bigotry), but anyone not of a tawdry mind just has to admit he makes many a decent point.
For example, whilst he ticks off our celestial governing party for wanting to crack down on Islamic ‘extremists’, it does have to be said that perhaps we do go a bit too far into meddling in peoples’ lives. Indeed, it’s one thing to crack down on the Public for their rubbish bin atrocities for example, but quite another to crack down on so-called ‘Muslim supremacism’. That kind of thing smacks of racism, plus it’s boring too, what with the usual waffle about ‘caliphate this and sharia that’. Don’t the Muslims get complained about and asked to take responsibility for themselves and each other and mix in too much? No wonder they get resentful! After all, that can only lead to even the likes of the BNP gaining credibility by exposing devout Muslim values, because people can mistake and confuse ‘radical’ Islamic culture for barbarism, savagery and a supremacism even worse than anything the truly evil Far Right can espouse!
Next we’re asked why a bunch of incompetents from Crawley aren’t being represented now they’ve lost their jobs. The Left has been thrown completely off-balance during this recession as even staff from top Red newspaper The Morning Star rise against the status quo! And you can’t do that now we’re the Establishment! Even other people in New Labour know that the term ‘British Jobs For British Workers’ is racist and divisive, so why priority should be given to people who live here if someone from, say, Nigeria or Poland can do the same work for less costs is a mystery to me. If Gordon Brown ever made a blunder it was to legitimise this taboo phrase, thus empowering all those hateful white oafs to mutiny. They’re striking a blow for racism, you know that! Pigs.
And as if final proof were needed that expressions of British Identity need quashing as it attracts the wrong sort of person, a disgustingly racist play has been put on at that most sacred of ceremonial shrines to Neo-Liberal culture (or the National Theatre if you like). Sacrilege mate! I don’t care if the caricatures of blacks and Jews highlight British bigotry in a similar way the creator of Alf Garnett mutated that character, IT IS STILL SUPREMELY HATEFUL AND THUS THE WRITER SHOULD MIX WITH HIS FELLOWS IN THE NATIONAL FRONT, the vanguard of pro-British expression which doesn’t surprise me. And if it takes somebody with so-called no sense of humour who hates his own privileged monocultural past, then so be it. Just proves my wisdom by knowing my onions.
VOTE LEFTWINGER and re-elect me as your MP. Oh yes mate, only when the party and nation goes as fully Left as these bloggers want will they stop complaining. And it will truly raise the nation to glory! (Nothing wrong with Britain other than it’s full of British!)
ABSORB THE HONOUR OF RED
VALUES No. 4,345:
1.
Once again, computer
database projects have fallen into shambles despite their astronomical costs
under New Labour. Looks bad, I admit, but we in the party are so hot on computers
that our enthusiasm for all things digital will make sure we don’t lose heart
on our own whims yet, regardless of the ‘inefficiency’and so-called
‘inadequacy’ of what we chuck people! Rest easy knowing that the projects to
continue to computerise both the People and the State shall continue unabated,
and for sanity’s sake I have the Labour Party computer itself giving me his
pixellated word on that. And we all know how the word of somebody from
Labour can be trusted..!
2. When I, an above-reproach emissary from the
greatest Neo-Liberal Government ever, get driven to holler and bawl about
things like the racist
Public going on strike, then YOU IN THE PUBLIC KNOW FULL WELL YOU’VE OVER-STEPPED YOUR
BOUNDS AND SO MUST BE SCREECHED AT LIKE NAUGHTY CHILDREN for your own
education! It’s a showcase of the finest ‘deranged’ Left Wing debating skills I
picked up at university and in the Young Trotskyite League, the
kind of thing which leads to the country’s enhancement under people like me.
3. And perhaps most importantly of all, it’s a good
thing that supremacist bitch nurse was punished for offering to say a prayer
for a patient. After all, you can’t have people imposing their doctrines on
everyone else regardless, which is why we pure ‘PC’advocates smear anyone
complaining about this kind of Wisdom as weirdo extremists themselves!
Once again it takes
somebody from LABOUR to stand up for core
Islamic cultural values...
Censorship has been carried to even dizzier heights now that Lord Ahmed
has forced the ‘racist’ movie FITNA from being shown, albeit only within
Parliament.
It shockingly seems that not even other politicians can be trusted to be
wise and open-minded enough to instantly boycott the expose’ of Islamic
cultural achievement without even seeing it - it
took the gallant Ahmed, a Muslim himself, to bring pressure to bear on
Parliamentary officialdom to get the showing cancelled!
Common Sense rides victorious again. After all, we don’t want to risk another
Islamic riot in London, just as we’re experiencing a rash of them across Europe
as it is! As those community leaders say, it’s best not to upset them, just
accept whatever they want as fait-accompli, or accept the fact that making
them ‘fit in’ like everybody else is pure victimisation! You just can’t stir the moderate Muslim hornets’ nests, it’s
just basic wisdom!
They only wanted to ‘debate the issues’ at that private film showing!
DEBATE THE ISSUES? WHAT ISSUES? The fact that by scrutinising the very
ethos of Islam you show yourself up for the Islamophobe you are, Mr. Wilders?
Oh yes, that’s right mate. I bet you want, in your wildest dreams, for your
disgusting film to be sold as a box-set alongside the REVOLTING Undercover Mosques by Channel
Four! Yet
another case for the police it seems.
WHY DON’T THEY PICK ON CHRISTIANITY ANY MORE AND THUS
NOT BE RACIST, JUST HEALTHILY SCEPTICAL OF MEGALOMANIACAL ‘GODS’ AND THEIR
DEMENTED ‘PROPHETS’ AGAIN?! Much safer to push the cranky God-Botherers about
as at least they’re not as so-called ‘dangerous’! Why people can’t get their
priorities straight I just don’t know. VOTE LABOUR!
And the justice for All
things Islamic continues:
RED SPOT: Bigots would say it’s silly to celebrate Gladstone’s 200th
birthday by transforming a reading room into an Islamic cultural shrine,
particularly when Gladstone
‘warned’ about Islam in the same way Churchill warned about Nazism. But I
say you CAN’T ignore Islam today, relevant as it is to both world and domestic
affairs. You can’t hold your head in the sand, because…..
If the Prince wants to atone for his three
year-old thought crime, let him pay for my new posters to be plastered all
around the constituency instead of the Public. THEN he’ll be back in Leftist
good books for being so beautiful as to not insult even the violent freedom
fighters who are part of the Religion Of Peace!
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Yet ANOTHER long and
continuous rant about Gaza, in true Lefty spirit…
For let us all honour the Islamic
human rights activists, bravely inflicting ever greater riots outside Israeli
embassies in the name of freedom and tolerance. Must be if Left-Wing people
take up their cause too in this latest expression of free speech!
After all, you can’t have the Israelis being allowed
to act in such a bestial fashion in the Middle East, which is why our peaceful
Muslim bretheren have no option but to take to the streets in even-handed
reprisal. That’ll teach those Zionist supremacists to do to the Palestinians
what they did to the Jews, in retaliation for what the Palestinians had the
temerity to do to Israel in the first place. It’s all so simple and
non-hypocritical when put like that isn’t it!
Don’t think of the current anti-war protests as
looted shops, burned out cars and injured policemen, oh no. The bigger picture
is that it’s all about Peace, and compromised Peace lands us only with the
biggest Islamic riots since last week! And this serves as a lesson to all
the rest of us: If even whole nations have the temerity to react to ‘terrorist’
aggression, then
the poor misunderstood Mohammadeans will have no option left but to react in
the most ‘barbarous’ manner since the Satanic
Verses scandal! (Yea, Salman Rushdie well and truly got his
come-uppance for exposing the
so-called savagery and degradation of devout Islam! Keeping your mouth shut
is only polite mate!)
There’ll be peace on Earth, thinking rationally
about it, only when other people stop being the aggressors by doing things both
the Reds and Muslims don’t like mate! So anybody seeking to blame those
actually responsible for the riots are being naïve to the extreme mate!
THAT’S WHY YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE PEACE, MULTI-CULTURALISM, POSITIVE
DISCRIMINATION AND TOLERANCE! Otherwise there’ll
be a right old mischief, as Israel’s contempt of Appeasement just proves!
The Muslims are here doing what they want, and such a mighty cultural supremacy
for good, unmatched since that nasty old Hitler is lovely! Shows you’ve got
people who care!
VOTE LABOUR – There’s method to our so-called Politically Correct ‘Madness’!
ADDITIONAL: The BBC has undone all the good work of satisfying Neo-Liberal social
conditioners, such as we in New Labour, by refusing to air a charity appeal for
Palestine. And
look how angry the likes of we are! Refusing to get behind the ‘trendy’
side on each and every issue? THE TRAITOROUSNESS! They’re a State-funded station,
the State being us mate! Now that’s what I call dereliction of duty, bang to
rights mate! A sorry state of affairs, isn’t it BBC! AND
ALL IT DOES IS PLAY INTO THE HANDS OF PEOPLE WE DON’T AGREE WITH! God, the
inhumanity! (Just as Gordon Brown himself, NATIONAL BOSS OF ALL LEFTIES,
refuses to bow to righteous pressure to ‘slander’ Israel
a terrorist state! Poor poor Hamas!)
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Johnathan’s
regime for his People inflicts a great breadth of wisdom and knowledge, not to
mention a total commitment and belief in only his own ideas and those of other
Red nations above him, as befits any modern Liberal fiefdom.
Today
the desktop dictation machine, recording for posterity, captured His
perfectly formed and watertight lecture for the new, open-minded policies
needed to deal with today’s unique problems tomorrow. (But only when
Johnathan becomes Prime Minister, after New Labour inevitably wins the next
election obviously.)
And
I only wanted his words for a letter to the boss of the new kiddies’ paddling
pool too! What a super educational
bonus!
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OH MY GOD mate, the Israelis…! They can’t remain life’s
victims to be patronised by their Leftist superiors anymore, so
naturally the
terrorist interlopers must of course lose their grubby little war against
the plucky victims of Palestine!
It’s all in the name of fairness and self-determination for those who wish to see
Israel destroyed and the voyeuristic Jews
displaced, just like when they took it over the first time. And the recent Muslim
riots in Sweden now and outside
the Isreali Embassy just prove how followers of the Religion Of Peace just
have no concept of the correct way to react to injustice, what
with practically all of the religion being so fluffy and benign and what have
you.
It can feel so lonely being a proper Lefty
when the intolerant Public are about, so I garner a great warmth and feeling of
kinship when I read an in-tune
popular Red blogger like this fine and consistent chap. For example, on THE
ECONOMIC SITUATION he relevantly states that the momentum of anti-war
protest anger can be used to kickstart serious unrest over job cuts, that
Muslims should be encouraged to become more militant (the by-product of this
extra community tension to be used to weaken the far-right and strengthen the
‘far’-Left) and that Israel has no right to exist. Top class, pure Leftist
theology in action there - it’s just a pity that his only real fault is to
criticise we Neo-Coms in New Labour. (But still, when you have to water down
your hard-core sub-communistic pragmatism even more to become electable, it’s
no wonder so many old-guard Labourites feel that the chalice has been poisoned
for the sake of power.)
(Note: When even
the likes of Nick Griffin are sitting up and taking notice of our noble
radicals uniting with unstable Muslims in the fight against oppression and
order then at least somebody is doing their job properly!! I just hope that
when the Neo-European
New World Order has been set up, with Labour acting as valuable consultants
at least, then the ‘disenfranchised’ British workers would at last feel sorrow
for not joining with the student revolutionary-types when they had the chance
to make things turn out so differently!)
Well, well well. Mad Melanie Phillips is at it
again with her rabid Right-Wingery. Just makes her wrong by default, doesn’t it.
Any serious Left Winger with his/her/its finger on the pulse should rail
strongly against the silly Jew’s barmy call to allow men to murder their wives
in certain circumstances! (I mean, alright, she patently so-called
‘doesn’t’ when her article is read properly, but I mean bloody hell – who’s to
dictate how some equally-daft Mail readers can interpret her words in their
loopy, alternative-reality ‘Broken’ version of Britain!!!!!! Makes me glad I’m
sane over here in Labour.)
And lastly, on a lighter note, sour-faced
comedy revisionist Graham Linehan, co-writer of Father Ted back in his
non-reactionary glory days, says that too much swearing on television makes the
dialogue uncomfortably aggressive. I bet he thinks that ‘too much’ swearing
sets the script at the lowest common denominator, stifling real creativity and
a proper expression of a character’s frustration or angst and all! Luckily
for all us Red bloggers, one particularly fine proponent of cutting-edge,
boundary breaking creative ‘foul’ness replies to him in a suitably
incisive and witty manner. SO UP YOURS, ‘GRANDMA’ LINEHAN, PERHAPS YOU
SHOULD PUT IN TO WRITE LAST OF THE BLINKERED OLD STUFFY COLONEL BLIMP, HEAD IN
THE SAND TO THE REALITIES OF LIFE SUMMER WINE!
LEARN
THE TRUE MEANING OF ‘CHRISTMAS’…
…Santa
and Whisky, obviously.
The Public and Media often whinge
that New Labour’s so-called ‘arrogance’, which is actually a bluff no-nonsense attitude
which allows us not to suffer those fools gladly, leads us to ignore the past
when shaping our wise new future.
RUBBISH! We have learned plenty
from the past. Indeed, are
we not following in Cromwell’s footsteps in our attempts to eliminate Christmas?!
I mean, Christian ethos misdirects the Public’s faith from the new church of
Political Correctness, as established by the Frankfurt School. Lessons not
learned… Pah!
Naturally, I couldn’t even bring
myself to write about this racist
Christian pageant which only
serves to cause community tension when not watered down, which is why I’ve
left this Christmas message until the actual event is safely behind us.
I want you out there in the
Public to listen to my special
post-Christmas sermon and actually work out for yourselves why you’ve been
hoodwinked for so long into believing that Christmas actually has a part to
play in modern day, vibrant Multicultural Britain. (And what’s more, it also
contains a couple of avant-garde musical numbers recorded in the Johnathan
Leftwinger Studios (aka my Westminster office), just to add extra in-touch
normalcy! Oh yes, it’s a Christmas record to match Band Aid’s in social
importance and awakening!)
VOTE
LABOUR – Because if this
doesn’t make people see I’m right then I’m just going to have to delete all the
Christian dates from my district council’s official calendar again, just to prove
their supremacist irrelevance! Just how much more reasoned debate do they
need?!
OH
YES MATE, as a doctor-by-proxy (Labour did invent the NHS you know!), I’ve
had to prescribe myself a nebuliser
because I struggle to breathe during rants now. WELL PUBLIC, YOU’RE WELL ON
YOUR WAY TO SENDING A LABOUR PERSON TO HIS GRAVE AT LONG LAST! If you opened
your minds and absorbed all we tell you without question, I wouldn’t have to
shout!
And
the bloody Jews don’t help either, retaliating against the Hamas rocket attacks
and that. As
with the Sun King Obama Himself, like
any good Left Winger, I’m siding with the Muslims when their belligerent
attitude to the rest of the world gets a touch out of control. All the
Isrealis have to do to have peace in the Middle East is retaliate to rocket
attacks in equally slipshod amateur fashion, then abolish themselves. After
all, they STOLE the lands from the Muslim settlers in what we call Palestine in
1948 didn’t they. I mean, the Muslims took CENTURIES to civilise the lands they
conquered when Islam first made it big as a Religion Of Peace, then the Jews
just destabilise everything by nicking it back!!! Some people.
THE
HAMAS ROCKET LAUNCHES WERE ONLY A SYMBOLIC ATTACK ON ISRAELI SO-CALLED
SOVEREIGNTY, WHICH IS WHY IT ONLY KILLED 4 ISRAELI CIVILIANS ACCORDING TO MY
FIGURES. AS WAS THEIR ATTACK ON THE SOLDIERS, ETC. But that’s the trouble with
Zionist wall-building, hermit-like oppressors, they
just don’t tolerate any active positive demonstrations against them! Which
is why we pure Reds quite impartially
wallow in only Arab deaths by Isrealis, regardless of context. People just
don’t give way to Islamic empire-building enough, so everybody just gets
frustrated and killed. Have a bit of consideration!
(I
tell you, I’ve had far-right people pat me on the back, congratulating me on
waking up to the threat of US-backed Jewish supremacism. BUT I THINK THESE
HITLER-LOVING WIERDOS SHOULD STOP NICKING PURE, GOOD LIBERAL-MINDED VALUES and
get back to their holocaust-denials! Logical consequences
of their persecutory thoughts mate!)
Indeed,
a
pure Islamic Middle East would see only a beneficial return for the Jews,
regardless of what
the Koran orders its devout followers to think of them. For once, a
rational state of affairs would pervade the place, as
does Britain with Muslims in it. Tolerance
across the world follows in the Muslim wake mate!
VOTE LABOUR – I
see no reason for the growing tide of Islamophobia in this country I really
don’t. (Must go now, as you’re causing me to breathe heavy again simply by
having me explain myself all the time!)
Ah yes,
Public, just like BATMAN THE CAPED CRUSADER, we in Labour have honed our crimefighting
skills! Mind you, unlike that psychotic
vigilante, naturally adored by an equally eccentric Public, we don’t go in much
for bashing the so-called ‘bad guys’ on the basis that they have a tough enough
time as it is, suffering under the stress of being the pariahs of society and
everything.*
So, you’ll be pleased to learn, such open-mindedness
gives us plenty more time to focus on the genuine issues - such as silencing
dissent and opposition to perfectly rational and decent Labour Party plans for
English demographic and cultural abolition, not to mention necessary
destruction of backwards-looking ‘moral’ straitjackets. Indeed, that’s why Tory
nutcase Damian
Green has been arrested for HIS DISGUSTING PART IN THE SUPER-CONSPIRACY TO
BREAK OPEN THE WATERTIGHT NEW LABOUR STATE AND EXPOSE IT TO PUBLIC SCRUTINY!
THE SECURITY RISK ALONE WARRANTED THE
ANTI-TERRORIST SQUAD BARGING INTO THIS HORNETS’ NEST MATE! I know we in Labour
campaigned heavily on the principle of Open Government back in 1997, but I MEAN
BLOODY HELL! You lot get so angry all the time so it’s best to keep things
hushed up for everybody’s own good!
(Obviously, well OBVIOUSLY, it would be beyond
myself, a mere Backbench Labour MP without much real power to his humble yet
superior little name (I prefer the money really), to suggest
this has been officially state-sanctioned. Ooh no mate, can of worms there
you know. But if it was I’d be proud to belong to such an organisation which
can honestly say that LEAKING INFORMATION TO THE ENEMY, BE THEY POLITICIAN OR
JOURNALIST OR MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC, HAS NEVER BEEN OFFICIAL LABOUR POLICY. So
therefore, by logic, it surely doesn’t happen, does it?! That’s your paranoia
at work to think otherwise in the light of this juicy bit of lateral thinking! THAT’S
THE DUTY OF BEING A RESPONSIBLE GOVERNMENT SEEKING TO UPHOLD THE PRINCIPLE OF
KEEPING AS MANY SECRETS SAFE AS POSSIBLE, HENCE OUR TIGHT CONTROL OF FREEDOM OF
INFORMATION REQUESTS!
And even if it wasn’t state-sanctioned,
official or otherwise, then we can be justly proud of housetraining the police
to such an extent that the top cops can act on their own initiative to
safeguard the unbiased political secrets of Redness from the poisonous light of
day! Like Paddick or Blair, such men are chosen by God (the Labour Home Office)
for their divine
purity of thought and deed (political zeal and initiative). Oh yes mate, the ethos and self-motivation
for justice at the top is so so pure! So what else can you expect but a
rigourous defence of the status quo by officials who yearn to rise from
obscurity, to become as priceless and indispensable as we New Labour
politicians. As the young persons say, it’s like so totally worth even the
dissatisfaction of ordinary beat coppers who ‘can’t do their jobs properly due
to PC jobsworths’! No pain no gain!)
People might say to me that the content of
these leaks are in the public interest; so much so that everything in it
apparently appeared in the papers anyway. To which I say IT’S THE PRINCIPLE
OF THE THING! WE’VE GOT A TORY! Not a bad bag mate! We can say ‘Aaaaah,
weren’t you arrested by the police for criminal conspiracy? We in LABOUR refuse
to share a platform with a COMMON CRIMINAL’, and therefore dodge worthless
questions much more easily. And journalists have said to me that if anyone
should be arrested it’s the leaker bloke. To which I say YOU FILTHY GUTTER
PRESS MATE! Just ‘cos one of your lot did the self same thing, you have to
DEFEND THE CRIMINAL (where it’s not needed)! To think they’d try that logic
on Labour! (AND WHO GAVE THE LEAKER PERMISSION TO LEAK? Not a question worth
answering as it’ll end up pointing back up the chain to somebody in Labour, AND
THAT CANNOT BE! And if he leaked on his own initiative? WE GOT A TRAITOR!
WORKING FOR LABOUR!!!! We’ve got the concession on that mate, don’t
crowd the market!)
So now you know why we in Labour
try so hard to destroy the insignificant and out of touch BNP every five
minutes! Now you know why we ‘PC’ people have victimised
the Public and other
bigots through the years. By this time we’ve got the skill and expertise we
need to take on much bigger prey and win, and thus secure our honest and
valuable democratic legacy forever, via the EU.
VOTE
LABOUR – It’s the ONLY way to STOP the Bigots, Fascists, Racists, Nazis and
Rubbish Bin Owners for their crimes!
* Just ask
the likes of Jon Venables or Robert Thompson. After all, they’ve done their
time for their measly little crime, therefore automatically
becoming decent ordinary normal empathetic people. COME ON PUBLIC, KINDLY
GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO JOYOUSLY BLEND SEAMLESSLY BACK INTO SOCIETY!!!!!
Surely ANYBODY can be driven to ‘kill’ with the right provocation!
EDITOR’S NOTE:
And now, in an AUTHORISED leak, we present a
well-rounded and carefully debated author’s appendix
to this very article.
Wisely and sagely waffled into the constituency
office’s dictation machine for posterity, Johnathan discusses various complex
aspects of this intrinsically sensitive topic with his official biographer.
FILE UNDER: “Labour
= Purity, Tories = Scum! Conclusion: Only Tories perpetuate police states in
malice.”
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THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER? Indeed so under
frighteningly pure and mentally stable Labour!
Thanks to Gordon Brown, plans
are afoot to give EVERY household in Britain FREE INTERNET ACCESS! Oh yes.
We couldn’t defeat terrorism, we didn’t succeed in wiping out knife crime
(which went up by a mere 28% last year, so we’re nearly on top of it now
though!), or poverty or education or any other things the Public find so
important. But WE CAN AND WILL let the Public have a full taste of the wonderful Digital Revolution
we’re foisting on them! Lovely!
Oooh mate, the second
Internet’s going to be faster and lovlier and brighter and shinier, etc, than
the nasty old one. Oh yes mate. However, there shall be a price for this extra
freedom, as usual under us mate. To make the new Internet more streamlined,
faster and fitter, only approved web content shall be permitted for view with
any dissenting voices and commentators censored, punished and ostracised! And
you can’t have that with the current
bloated lumbering Internet now, can you?! Too many points of view clutter
the place, eh?! Taxpayers’ Alliance and all others not subservient to
the Capitalist Establishment/Hard Left superteam indeed! No wonder Hazel
Blears and others in Labour tire of constant internet criticism, what with
everybody except us being fundamentally wrong, etc.
ABSOLUTELY
BLOODY FANTASTIC, IT’S JUST ALL GOOD NEWS! Show us the path to Enlightenment and away from fascism, away
from the clutches of the Public. They want bigotry so shouldn’t wonder why
we’re being more authoritarian with them in reprisal, but no, they fail to
learn.
Good job they’re not the
ones in control really.
Now you know what bossiness
means under Labour. Don’t you?!
“Well
well well well well. The chickens have come home to roost have they not, you
disgusting little Public bigots? People like you who take the concept of Power
To The People literally are discovering the TRUE meaning of Authority! And you
can’t have power without responsibility, something which we in the New Left are
hammering home to you in our usual ever-righteous manner.” – Leftwinger speech
to the harridan reactionary bitches of the WI yesterday (and their nudey
calendars only re-enforce their sexist outlooks!)
That jumped
up little herbert who dared defy our nice Rubbish Stasi (nice ring to
that!), some reactionary
old bag defying council orders not to upset the natural cycle, doctors’
surgeries opening later and sending fewer people to hospital to meet targets,
not to mention the gloriously futuristic Scoutmaster-friendly
sex advice for randy kids initiative, are just some of the latest tidbits
of news which only goes to prove just how much a Labour government can get
things right without the need for the Public to be regarded as equals. And as
they only ever complain about our methods anyway (tch!), best
to keep those vindictive sods in the dark eh, Arf Arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look
mate, so-called ‘irrational’ and arrogantly officious politicians, with their
jobsworth lackeys, are just the visionaries needed to push through the kind of
legislation which the formally staid, placid, cowardly political elite would
never have had the genius to dream up. The Public want people with
strength, character, ability AND UNCOMPROMISINGLY SINGLE-MINDED LEADERSHIP
QUALITIES to lead them, to rule them and, most importantly, to punish them when
required. But now they’ve got the people needed to carry out
such worthy tasks they lambaste us! SO WE NEED TO KEEP THEM ON A SHORT LEAD,
ILL AND OUT OF POCKET IF NECESSARY, TO KEEP THEM COWED! Otherwise New Labour’s
so-called ‘inevitable’ defeat at the next General Election would be even worse
than forecasters are already predicting!
VOTE LABOUR – You don’t want the Public all loose and unco-ordinated do you? They’ll
only be even more of a political liability than they are now!
ADDITIONAL:
Johnathan’s own mini-literary
masterpieces can be read here
and here,
back in the days when He still dispensed His wisdom for gratis. (These days, of
course, He charges for his words. Waste of a perfectly good genius selflessly
working for the good of Personkind otherwise, which is why this site costs half
a Grand per day to run under the special Leftwinger Sagacious Good Taste
licence.)
Aaah, joyous be the
Muslims….
Don’t you just feel so proud that some of our new
cultural enrichers have the freedom of speech to YET AGAIN demand the Western
world revolve around them alone?!
(And aren’t we saps all so great as to let ourselves
bend in the hurricane…..)
A
new computer game, Little Big Planet, has had its release date delayed because
a Muslim
games player had his delicate feelings annoyed whilst having a turn on his
preview copy. And we all know how soft and tender Muslim feelings are when they
get their backs up.
To
their credit, Sony obviously knew what was best for them and promptly set about
recalling the copies already distributed, as well as having new copies amended.
This could have been very hairy. Could have been Muslim Massacre all
over again (see four articles down)!
The
problem was in the game title’s soundtrack: Two lines from the Koran were put
to music along with the rest of the lyric; something quite taboo, as any devout
so-called intolerant control-obsessed demagogue can freely tell you. That’s how
I know. And despite the fact that the recording was made by a Muslim, and that
Muslims often sing their holy texts anyway, IT’S QUITE
UNACCEPTABLE THAT THE WORDS ‘EVERY SOUL SHALL HAVE A TASTE OF DEATH’ AND ‘ALL
THAT IS ON EARTH SHALL PERISH’ COULD BE FRIVILOUSLY SET TO THE SOUNDTRACK OF A
SILLY VIDEO GAME MATE! Racist, not to mention demeaning
mate! (And the fact that those words aren’t sung in English is quite beside the
point – you don’t want thick kids singing what are supposed to be words known
only to an elite! I mean, after all, Muhammad (pb-bloody-uh, don’t
forget!) himself said that the Koran should only be communicated in Arabic
anyway. Which is only fair and reasonable. For some reason.)
Islam is a
religion of peace. You can’t have nasty-sounding bits like that,
unrepresentative of the Koran as a whole, being allowed on a pop record all out
of context and that! Yes, well, I mean, alright, when stacked up, the book’s nasty-sounding bits
heavily outweigh the pink fluffy bits; I mean bloody hell, you had to shout
a bit and threaten people with death and destruction for not caving into your
whims in those days. People just couldn’t be as easily coerced into doing the
right thing for their own social good back in savages times. After all, we in
New Labour have much the same problems when facing the British Public today, so
we all know how it goes.
Because you can’t have the Muslims offended as that leads to
all sorts of trouble, as their previous experiences of teddy bears,
Scottish airports and army uniforms just
proves! And such strong-arm tactics, reminiscent of the freedom-fighting IRA,
goes to show that some people just can’t be messed with as they’re just too
powerful! (Bit like criminals, come to think of it!) And that’s why even one
single complaint that Western culture isn’t up to Islamic scratch must be acted
upon, purely for the sake of smooth community cohesion and better ethnic
relations obviously. IF ONLY THE SIKHS,
BUDDHISTS, JEWS AND HINDUS
COULD BEHAVE SO SELF-SACRIFICINGLY FOR THEIR IDEOLOGIES!!!!!*
(However,
there’s
always some bastard who spoils things for everybody else; just when we’re
getting comfortable in our zeal to appease every nut out there, just as we have
in Labour! How are we supposed to have a fluid transition from freedom of
expression to total benignity in the face of angry people if alternative
so-called ‘reasonable’ points of view are allowed to win the day? They’ll only
cloud the issue. Best to ignore anything other than the fait-accompli
Red version of the meaning of life. Debate’ll take all day otherwise!)
VOTE LABOUR – We prefer the stick instead of the carrot to keep order and ethos
ourselves, so we have to learn from the masters how to keep both believers and
troublemaking non-Leftist infidels in check! And we’re learning, give us credit
for that mate……!
*Though NOT the supremacist Christian WAC(K)O brigade obviously! Less
heard from those seething cross-kissing, tea-‘n’-crumpets-at-the-vicarage
fundamentalists the better. Particularly when the
fascist BNP stand up for them! Two of a kind, that’s what I say!
JUST LOOK WHAT THE AMERICAN CAPITALIST-FASCISTS
HAVE DRIVEN THE RELIGION OF PEACE TO NOW!!
Printed
in a nice Muslim shade of green, for added understanding of someone else’s
culture.
The poor misunderstood Iranians look set to return
to their sacred Sharia laws of Apostasy
as a reaction to Islamic culture being attacked by Western Christian
supremacism and philosophical egalitarianism. SUCH
ENCROACHMENTS TO ALTERNATIVE
CONCEPTS OF CIVIL LIBERTY JUST SERVE TO HEM THEM IN AND MAKE THEM
INCREASINGLY PARANOID; TO A MURDEROUS DEGREE IT HAS TO BE ADDED.
I mean, bloody hell, the West has a lot to be sorry
for this time, particularly the White people. But still, what’s new? If a
devout Muslim state feels it has to kill its own citizens just to halt a
potential epidemic of Christianity then all I can say is that George Bush has
got even more blood on his hands than even I felt the need to lumber him with!
Listen, the LAST thing any Muslim country needs is
Christian zealots cluttering the place, causing dissent and cultural friction
by waving their tambourines about in their flip-flops, singing Dance Said He
and filling their heads with Biblical mumbo-jumbo. Fox sticking stones in the
water to get to the grapes indeed; such buffoonery only trivialises religion in
a Looney Toons kind of a fashion! Just ASKING to get killed, or at least have traditional sexual
hang-ups challenged! The Christo-Yiddy Boy Alliance have caused CHAOS in
the Palestine and THEY WANT TO DO THE SAME AGAIN! You JUST CAN’T WESTERNISE THE ISLAMIC NATIONS, THEY’RE FAR TOO
PROUD! All we can do, instead of tut-tutting and wanting
their oil (how childish can you get????????!?) is to just sit back and
bend to demands to gradually impose Sharia Law in this country, Europe and
America. It’s the only way to keep
many devout Muslims from wanting a lot of us dead!
And just in case even THAT argument fails to
persuade a sceptical Public (wanting to keep hold of their own culture and
customs in the face of a changing world? So bloody selfish!), let us
look at the MILITARY reasons why we should back off the World Stage and let
Iran breathe:
a) Threats of invasion cause the Iranians to get all sensitive
and resort to emergency anti-subversion techniques.
b) The War On Terror is just a myth. America just wants to
seize the world’s oil for itself. The fact that a resurgence of intense Islamic
terrorism occurred beforehand bears no relevance at all. Some Muslim
governments and terror organisations just anticipated American
aggression against them, that’s all, and merely launched the September 11
attacks as the pre-emptive strike in their battle for diversity and tolerance.
c) No, it was the Jews and the US Government who done it
actually. To demonise Muslims further or something. Too many Muslims to ignore say so, and you can’t doubt them now,
can you?
d) Just as in Iraq, the much vaunted (by we in the Left) ELITE
REPUBLICAN GUARD of Iran will SMASH the decadent invasion forces of America and
(to my SHAME) Britain, so it’s not worth another bloodbath.
e)
Babies will get blasted to
bits, as well as their milk factories, schools and maternity wards. The
Muslims, after all, are VERY soppy and kindly, as the previous wars against
Iraq and Afghanistan proved. Indeed, EVERY bomb that fell from our murderous
airplanes landed on such establishments, just proving their overwhelming
majority over any other type of building! And who are we to criticise?
It’s inherent in Islam to behave so-called ‘irrationally’ in the face of adverse circumstances or people who think differently from you. That’s why it’s all in the Koran. And naturally, we in the Left sympathise oh so much. Because I’ll say this, between you me and the bust of Lenin on my desk, that if we could kill the Public for not being Labour then we wouldn’t have to rig elections and brainwash people into being good Lefties! We’d just walk each and every election! Finger-lickin’ good mate!
VOTE LABOUR – And remove the noose from around the beleaguered
Iranian government’s neck!
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Oh
yes, smash the poor, eh? YOU WOULDN’T CATCH PEOPLE IN LABOUR ABANDONING
THE NEEDY MATE!
I don’t claim to understand this Credit
Crunch, just as I don’t claim to understand anything which happens in this
crazy old fascist-encrusted world of ours (though I say this not in ignorance
but in modesty, as I’m sure you noticed). But I DO know that the poor will
suffer again, particularly the unemployed and/or unemployable, two distinct
categories of people which we in the Left like to mix together for the sake of
dogma. After all, ARE NOT BOTH SETS OF SOCIO-ECONOMIC UNDERPRIVILEDGED THE
FALL GUYS, er, PERSONS, OF SOCIETY?!?!?!?????! And they say Class doesn’t
matter nowadays, especially me!
We’re going to see a lot of
unemployed-bashing from the tabloids as depression bites harder. Whenever the
papers bash ‘scroungers’ they always do it from a standpoint of attacking the
lazy shirkers, living it up on oodles of benefits, whilst everyone else has to
work 40 hour weeks for far less spending money after bills. BUT WE ALL KNOW, DO
WE NOT MY FELLOW RED WISDOM-MONGERS, THAT IT’S ONLY A COVER TO ATTACK THE REAL
UNEMPLOYED, on the dole queue usually through no fault of their own. Sods.
BUT I AM MUCH WISER, MUCH MORE
LEVEL-HEADED THAN THE SWIVEL-EYED BIGOTED TABLOIDS. I myself like to attack THE
WORKING PERSON as the drain just as much a benefit to the nation, AND HERE”S
FOR WHY:
The Public are ALWAYS whingeing
and whining about things not working properly under New Labour: the economy,
law and order/judiciary, official computer data systems, traffic system, local
authority competence, blah blah blah. That as well as the demonised yobby
layabouts, including the ones they perceive up in Parliament. The Public are so
paranoid that EVERYTHING isn’t working, except for those wankers! Bit too
much of a coincidence to my brain!
BUT IT’S THE ‘ORDINARY’ PUBLIC
THEMESLVES IN THE WRONG! They work far too hard then blame everybody else for
‘ineptitude’ in their exhaustion. I mean, if you’re going to knock your pipe
out 5 or 6 days a week right through the years, then OF COURSE you’re going to
be jealous of somebody else who just happens not to be getting as much of a
sweat up as you at any particular time! Such behaviour is absolutely
disgusting.
IF, AS ANY
GOOD DOCTOR WOULD SAY (I EXPECT), THE PUBLIC DECIDED TO RELAX A BIT MORE AND
ENSURE THEIR LIVES ARE A LOT LESS STRESSFUL THEN AT LONG LAST SHALL THEIR
MENTAL EQUILIBRIUM HAVE ITS BALANCE RESTORED!
Then we might respect them for thinking a bit more rationally. (Indeed, having
13 kids and refusing to find work ENTITLES some people to free houses, 32-inch
tellies and an X Box, does it not? And anyway, I thought the button-down
conservative (WITH A SMALL NAZI ‘N”!!!!!!!!) Public liked stay-at-home
parents! (Just ‘cos they don’t get as much sex and sleep as the ‘layabouts’
they’re just frustrated and hung-up, that’s all it is!))
YOU DON’T
CATCH THE LAYABOUTS DYING OF STRESS AND HEART ATTACKS LIKE THE ‘SLAVES TO THE
MACHINE’ NORMAL PEOPLE! It really makes
you wonder who are the REAL suckers in the long run doesn’t it?!
I’m saying this for everyone’s own
good, even the Public. After all, if I didn’t require the votes of people like
that to remain in office then I would have let them die off in the throes of
their rage and bigotry many years ago. But I’ve just got too much of a mature
social conscience to allow that!
VOTE LABOUR – You’ve just got to understand people who don’t think like you
do, then you’ll realise how hard it is to ‘bash the greedy’! Such prejudice
CAN’T BE TOLERATED under us mate!
REVEL IN THE
ESCAPIST MAGIC OF NEO-MODERNIST POLITICAL THEATRE!
JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER’S
CONFERENCE SUMMARY, live from the hotel he watched it on BBC 2 from.
I’ve just enjoyed another top-quality Labour Party
Conference in which both audience and performers acted in a manner which
reflects my own personal mannerisms; I TOLD YOU I WAS IN TOUCH, EH? AND HERE
WAS THE EVIDENCE IN ITS FULL BLOATED GREATNESS!
‘Delusions’ (read Realisations) of grandeur and
acting as if all that needs to be done for Labour to remain invinsible is for
all of us true Reds to back Gordon Brown to the hilt… just what more can you
ask for in sensible and responsible policies?! The delegates thought this was
all above board and logical….. WILL YOU, TOO, CONFORM BY BELIEVEING IN THE
MAJESTIC FORCES OF HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY LABOUR??! We’ve done more than
enough, as we’ve forced you to agree, albeit with gritted teeth as I laughed.
John Prescott himself doesn’t care about the opinion
polls, he just reckons that 100% loyalty to the PM is enough for the nation to
be steered back on the path to glory (in other words for New Labour to be re-elected).
That and a lot of neatly spun bombast about our total and complete success in
everything we do just gives added weight to the ballast of the solid weight of
the New Labour Movement!
However, the Public (egged on by the INKY FASCISTS of
the media) will doubtless think this is a load of old cobblers, but they’re
just frustrated in their jealousy that we’re always right and they’re always
wrong. That’s why we’re at odds with each other all the time. BUT WHO’S GOT
THE POWER, EH? AND WHO CAN FLAUNT IT LIVE ON COLOUR TV? Well, shut up then.
But I bet we’ll be voted out in spite though. Mind
you, that’d be proof that we’ve won all the arguments because the Public were
never good losers and they take out their vengeance on the government. They
just don’t like strong people who carry themselves gracefully as it reminds
them of their own inadequacies.
VOTE LABOUR – Though I don’t know why we bother. Would YOU like be hated
despite making all the right moves?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
VIDEO FASCISM
must not be allowed to flourish!
(Who’d have thought that sex, violence, swearing
and other normal immoralities in video games could lead to proper
degeneracy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)
Reaction to
this new computer game by my Islamic chums was rather heated: http://www.muslimmassacre.com.
The
British Ramadan group reacted angrily to this Nintendo-style daft cartoon
game, as
does the entire Arab world. Great uproar mate! They reckon it’ll help
brainwash people and it’ll perhaps even kickstart the ethnic war which racists
say is coming. It’s very important
to rail against any game likely to kick off real-life religious genocide, be it
a realistic likelihood or merely perceived by anybody with the paranoid vision
to see it in every pixellated lump.
FIRST A CARTOON, THEN A TEDDY, NOW THIS! IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE A SANE
RANTER EXPLODE IN AN ORGY OF RECKLESSNESS AGAIN!
Alright
chaps, my jimjam-clad carpet-kissing pals, you’ve rightly gone so far in
condemning video games advocating the killing of religious people, for which
you win my Johnathan Leftwinger Whingeing For Your Rights (rolled) gold
medal. Any condemnation of this
other title, which genuinely is used for brainwashing and
psuedo-training, on the cards from any of you out there?
You’ll be given until the
end of time to think about it. Weighty issue indeed. Can’t rush the Muslims,
obviously, and I’ll fully understand if you’re too busy to do justice to that
one too!*
VOTE LABOUR and understand!
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*NEWS JUST IN: We’re still waiting readers, after a few days scouring the ‘net now, so
don’t go away! Plenty of time yet!
And you over-critical oafs
wonder why we place active political oppression above the REAL problems of the
day…………….
Well, yet ANOTHER member of
the far-Right Public has let the side down yet yet yet again! That woman in
Manchester who escaped punishment (on the technicality of ‘innocence’) for her overt
racial provocation just proves why the Public just can’t be trusted to be
benign!
Usually we in the neo-Red Brigade slam stories about
people being arrested for owning golliwog dolls as total hogwash, which only
proves how the Public lie when they criticise Labour and Political Correctness.
However this time I myself am prepared to stand up and say, without a stain to
my character, that MORE MUST BE DONE TO VANQUISH THESE EVIL SUBVERSIVE
REACTIONARY CRIMINALS! NEVER MIND TOUGH ON CRIME
AND TOUGH ON THE CAUSES OF CRIME, THIS TAKES A FAR HIGHER PRIORITY AS ETHNIC
MINORITIES MAY, NAY WILL BE OFFENDED! BLOODY HELL, OH MY GOD
MATE, CHILDREN ARE RACE HATERS, SHOPKEEPERS
AND MUSEUM CURATORS ARE RACE HATERS AND THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW IT! So it’s
time to use this story as an example to BAN, BULLY AND IMPRISON IN THE NAME OF TOLERANCE, ENLIGHTENMENT AND
DIVERSITY OF OUR INTERCHANGEABLE NATIONAL CULTURE(S)!!
And DON’T THINK THE POLICE AND EVERYBODY ELSE EXCEPT
US IN GENERAL ARE ALSO IMMUNE TO MY WRATH: JUST WHAT THE
HELL DO THE BUNGLERS IN MANCHESTER POLICE THINK THEY’RE PLAYING AT, EH? AS TOP
QUALITY PURVEYORS OF PC VICTIM-BASHING
REPRESSION, ‘POSITIVE’
DISCRIMINATION, MINDBENDING
AND OVER-REACTIVE
STUPIDITY IN GENERAL, THEY
COULD AT LEAST HAVE HELD HER IN THE BLOODY CELLS TO LET HER SIT AND CONSIDER
HER EVIL XENOPHOBIA FROM WHERE SHE BELONGS!!! Still, at least our brave law
enforcement jobsworths have the bitch’s DNA on file for no reason.
I’m not an unreasonable man as you know; I don’t mind them failing over
so-called REAL crime (as we in Labour do so every day, so I know how it
goes), but gross negligence on THIS scale?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Police
just don’t try any more!
I mean, alright, our trendy Establishment’s priority
of getting Nick Griffin locked up for saying stuff rather
than looking into REAL extremism too deeply is part of the so-called
‘problem’ of good and bad being inverted to suit our amorality, with victims
being maligned and criminals being tended to. BUT WE CAN’T ADMIT WE’RE WRONG
now, can we? That’ll only undo all the good work done since the start of the Frankfurt
School of Political Correctness! And we can’t have the basis of modern
freedom, democracy and moral values wrecked can we? The Public and their foul
helpmates’ll only win the game of life, and we all know how dangerous a
Public-run society will be, as this article proves!!!!
So all we can say to prove
our wisdom and wide intellectual range is STOP THE
RACISTS! STOP THE FASCISTS! They infest the Public, as BNP poll success
just proves! And if we say so, it must be true. OR DO YOU WANT TO BE SEEN AS
IN-LEAGUE WITH THE EVIL ONES, INCLUDING CLOSET TORIES AND DAILY EXPRESS
JOURNALISTS???????!!!!!! Yea, you think on it mate!
VOTE LABOUR – It’s a Hate Crime not to!
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------------- LABOUR PARTY
COMPUTER (I.P. Address: 38 Oxteby Gardens, Luton)
SAYS: He loves the BNP,
he’s always on about them, so let’s give him the BNP to make him happy! Their link 2 article just to annoy him. (Racists on
THIS site! Now you’re affiliated! J) -------------
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Bloody hell, where did THAT come from! Delete, delete, Undo undo! MORE
party infighting?! Just because I refused to buy him that extra RAM! Sometimes
even I think this squabbling goes too far; now I’ll have to go to all the
effort of getting revenge, like refusing to ask him what to think and say this
week! (Such childishness can’t go on, especially when I’m the victim sometimes!
I’m only supposed to dish it out, like other people in Labour!)
And
I thought I was the only one needing protection from the Public-inhabited
world!
The Them-And-Us divide between the
New Labour psycho-social bubble and the plebeians is now of chasmic
proportions! So much so that we risk descending into violent anarchy with the most disadvantaged of all in our
society bearing the brutal brunt of Public bloodlust!
Never a day goes by when the alienated Public
seek to fall out with New Labour on how their lives are run. No wonder we have
to snoop
on the swines and punish them accordingly for all manner of synthetic crimes
when they show equal contempt for us mate! Vote us out at almost every election
now, which just proves their stupidity, their ignorance, arrogance and hubris.
(Well, somebody had to tell you!)
DON’T THEY REALISE THAT THEIR NEGATIVITY,
RACISM AND PSYCHOPATHIC LITTLE-ENGLANDER SUPREMACIST ATTITUDES ARE HAVING A
TOXIC EFFECT ON THEIR RULERS? We’re reduced to telling
them just how wrong they are every five minutes by challenging their
perceptions of 21st Century Britain instead of being allowed to
actually run the place properly. Such a distraction just HAS to sidetrack effective Red-splattered government
and control! Falling to pieces we are under the stress and I bet the Public
have zero sympathy!
Now I admit that we in New Labour have
retained some of the working parts of the Thatcherite legacy, something which countless Lefties grit
their teeth at; to which I say WE ONLY DID WHAT WE DID
TO GET ELECTED! THE OLD TROTSKYITE STUFF IS PURE AND GOOD, I GRANT YOU, BUT THE
FAR-RIGHT, MONEY’S-THEIR-GOD REACTIONARY PUBLIC WANTED NONE OF IT! But still, at least we remain ETHICALLY ‘far’ Left; we can still, like
these guys, be obsessively
fixated with fascists and racists
under the bed at the expense of worrying about high crime and disorder rates,
proper morality, national sovereignty, etc. (You just can’t beat Communists and
jail inmate rewarders to get the job done properly!!)
Vote LABOUR!
And help put the Public behind us
as we power on to ANOTHER five years of near-perfection with big old Jock
McIntouch! (not that
those pigs notice of course…..)
OH MY
GOD!!! Some of the more proactive Muslims
learn to assert themselves and perpetuate their culture in a frighteningly
subversive manner (as we ‘right-on’ Labour Reds ourselves did as young people)…
AND
REACTIONARY TELEVISION CHANNELS PAINT THAT AS HATRED! Indeed, the very same
Channel Four production team also made that film about the BNP in exactly the
same manner! I FAIL TO SEE HOW ISLAMIC EXTREMISM IS AS DANGEROUS AS BNP
EXTREMISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (So therefore it isn’t. Simple!)
I used to love Channel Four,
especially in the early days when it had lots of porn and more pro-gay
propaganda thrust in the viewers’ faces. It was decent back then. But
these days it
seeks to perpetuate myths about Muslims, even though the Channel Four
footage is all genuine, just to stir up dissent. It’s got nothing to do with exposing hotbeds of tension, oh no.
(Except with the BNP, obviously, as they’re WHITE nutcases, so therefore
automatically 100x more toxic! Think about
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
VOTE LABOUR – And
don’t mention the Muslims! We’ve already smeared people who think that
Islam sometimes has something to do with terrorism and extremism, which just
goes to prove how right we are! Let us all ignore the evidence in our utopian
dream of tolerance and understanding of almost anybody who steps outside the
cosy button-down middle-class world of values and civility!
WELL, I’M BACK!
(And you’d better have noticed my absence too,
Public!)
You probably wondered where I have been since the GLA
elections. You may have thought I was nobly touring the remaining Labour areas
in our capital, galvanising the demoralised activists. Well I was, well via email;
we believe in the power of IT to solve all our problems (as the doctors
in the NHS using our ‘faulty’ and ‘poorly designed’ new multi-million Pound
databases can confirm!).
No, I rather understandably, with a total lack of melodrama which a New Labour
hallmark, took to my bed for a month. To see the BNP gain even one seat on the
GLA, even with our vote rigging taken into account, can depress the strongest
of persons. Then came the party beating us in the Henley by-election! I could
have taken a two-month lie-in instead of one, but I’m not that selfish. So
being a reasonable man I am now recovered and back on my feet already, itching
to inspire you all by ordering you to VOTE LABOUR! It’s the answer to all our problems, that and Love!
BIG BOB IS
BACK TOO!
The good news has just come over the constituency office’s Red-Fax
teleprinter (Teletext) and woken me up a treat – ROBERT MUGABE HAS ONCE AGAIN
WON ZIMBABWE’S PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! He was the only candidate, which surely
proves his popularity! After all, he did win by a landslide.
So now it’s time for the people of Zimbabwe to get fully behind their
re-newed leader and stop whingeing about poverty and human rights abuses and
the leader of the opposition party dropping out of the election race in fear of
his life. After all,
there are loftier concerns for the Breadbasket of Africa – such as standing
alongside South Africa to berate the white First World for being so horrible to
them!
We in the Left can understand where they’re coming from, taking on
issues of humanity with such steel - so much so we subsidise
their ‘dictatorships’ handsomely for their righteousness, both with money
and unswerving
political loyalty!
SO LET US ALL STAND TOGETHER IN LEFTIST UNITY AGAINST BIGOTRY, POVERTY
AND IMPERIALISM, ALL IN THE NAME OF RAINBOW
TOLERANCE AND DIVERSITY! Think of the big things and forget about the
inflation, looming strikes, high crime, pourous borders, European federal
‘bastard’-state, bad poll ratings, lost computer data, etc… God, it’s all so
trivial!
VOTE LABOUR! My God, I’m back on sparkling form!
WHAT WITH THE BNP ON THE
RISE, WE IN THE LEFT SHOULD COUNTER THEIR HATRED BY DECLARING THAT
IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD TO BE
RACIST, THOUGH ONLY WHEN WE’RE THE ONES DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!
What
an arresting headline isn’t it, my fellow Left Wingers?! After all, we do know
that the best way to neutralise negative discrimination is to battle it with positive
discrimination, just so that we can have it evens again. Stands to reason.
However, knowing your noble and
rational firebrand temperaments out there on the ‘shouty’ fringes, I think I
should declare here and now that I’m NOT turning into a bigoted old ranter who only
ever sees his point of view and is unable to empathise with anyone else. (From
somebody in Labour? PERISH THE THOUGHT!!!). No, I’m talking about perfectly
legitimate discrimination against white people. After all, they were the sole
protagonists of slavery and empire (even if so-called ‘evidence’
muddies the water here) so they need to be dispossessed for being the cause of
our ‘mentalist’ guilt trips. Only way to
cleanse us, you have to admit mate! And all in the name of
Equality!
Because there is such a thing as a ‘good racist’ mate, I’ve known it for years. However, we can’t really be all that overt about it because that would put us on a par with people out of the National Front who discriminate against blacks! So what we’ve got to do is discriminate against whites on the premise of retaliation against something they’ve done already. That way we can ban white doctors from climbing the ladder on grounds of there being too many of them as it is due to some kind of ‘hogging’ of vacancies. IT’S SO SIMPLE WHEN POINTED OUT, EH PUBLIC??!
According to Home Office figures
whites expect to be victims of race crime nearly 2% of the time when in fact
they’re victims 62% of the time. However, blacks expect to be victims 24% of
the time when in fact they’re victims 6%. But Asians expect to be victims 24%
of the time - and they’re victims 24% of
the time. ETHNIC MINORITIES ARE
VICTIMS OF RACE CRIMES, AND THEY EXPECT IT TOO IN RACIST OLD BRITAIN!!!
Of
course, to counter this ingrained white Nazism
with a small n, we MUST have political
anti-racism. It’s CRIMINAL that the elections aren’t flooded with ethnic
minority candidates because it would appear that a distinct lack of them can
UNSETTLE and DESTABLISE ethnic communities! How very LABOUR to realise that,
particularly when nobody else does! Proves our wisdom mate! (Though some Labour
people, like fellow ethic Khalid Mahmoud, still cling to the outdated rhetoric
of equality of opportunity rather than outcome! Lenin must be spinning in his
glass cage mate!).
And we can fight the forces of white repression internationally as well. BARRACKS OBAMA, the next US President you’ll see, had his eyes opened to how whites are to blame for everything many years ago. Read a few comments from his encyclopaedic and neutral books to be enlightened:
From Dreams of My Father: “I ceased to advertise my mother’s race at
the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was
ingratiating myself to whites.”
From Dreams of My Father: “I found a solace in nursing a pervasive
sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.”
From Dreams of My Father: “There was something about him that made me
wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.”
From Dreams of My Father: “It remained necessary to prove which side
you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name
names.”
From Dreams of My Father: “I never emulate white men and brown men
whose fates didn’t speak to my own. It was into my father’s image, the black
man, son of Africa, that I’d packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the
attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.”
From Audacity of Hope: “I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an
ugly direction.”
Don’t such words fill you with HOPE
NOT HATE mate?! Far removed from the BNP of course, who claim to
stick up for whites but who actually wish to see a genocidal mass murder of
all the Muslims in the world. BLACK POWER!
And,
of course, Africans can also be enlisted to impartially punish the Honkies for
their crimes, as in South
Africa and Zimbabwe.
I shed tears for you, my avenging
angels of goodness!
VOTE LABOUR! Whoever you are, wherever you are, you can join with
us in a special unity of disdain for the very people we came from! OUR VERY
SANITY IS AT RISK if we do not join together under a multi-coloured rainbow of
umbrellariness in the name of Ulterior Motive!
BONUS ADDITIONAL EXTRA: As well as for purposes of ‘equality’, another good reason for Lefty-fearing media to ignore black-on-white crime is because the only people to point it out in the end will be EXTREMISTS! Thus ‘normal people’ concerned about what we’re not shall have the rugs pulled from their evil reactionary feet mate! AS USUAL NOW, AMERICA SHOWS US THE WAY!!
STOP PRESS:
CLAMP DOWN ON FASCISTS AND BIGOTS BY VOTING
FOR TOLERANCE AND PERSUASION! VOTE LABOUR!
TEACH YOUR CHILREN why Lefties throw their lot in with the Muslims so
enthusiastically…..
..Makes
you weep with pride and hyperactive fervour, it really does mate!
The
upcoming London Mayoral Election (or LONDON
BIG CHEESE SPEED RACE ’08 as it should be called under spintastic New
Labour) is the most exciting yet, one reason being that the BNP is stealing the
Public away from us under our own wise noses! God, are we that bad that even those EVIL NAZIS can threaten us?! (No, actually. It’s because the Public are stupid and so therefore entirely to
blame.)
Every social and religious group should have a slice
of
Quite
rationally, of course, the MPAC has a moral right to retaliate in kind against
Jews and the BNP. After all, what’s sauce for the goose…. (and BOY are the
Muslims good at it! Told you they had skills, didn’t I, Public?!).
Some people
have cruelly pointed out (for which they received punishment) that it’s all a
case of extremists battling each other, each bullying in the name of their
rights solely. BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES RED ALLIANCES WITH THESE PEOPLE SO
BEAUTIFUL (except for the BNP, who are extremists of a kind we abhor, being
‘patriotic’ and everything)!! It’s POWER
BY NUMBERS MATE, and besides,
the Muslim community contains a sizeable hostile element which can do us a
mischief, an element you must NEVER talk about incidentally, for Race Relations
purposes.
WE’RE
KINDRED SPIRITS, we in the Left and the pushy Muslim groups mate. Think about the common bonds which bind us – BOTH of us feel maligned and
marginalised amongst a population of conservative-minded white bigots, BOTH of us have creeds of perpetual
outrage with a happy face of peace tacked on the front, and BOTH of us are always whingeing and
whining that the world has screwed us over (regardless of whose fault it actually
is). And
so, in the light of our paranoia in the face of alien moral values, an alliance
against normal people had to come in the end you know!
IT’S ALL IN
THE VALIANT, SELFLESS NAME OF HAVING OUR OWN WAY ALL THE TIME! What could be more natural?! AFTER ALL,
IF WE DON’T SUCCEED IN HAVING OUR MUTUAL INFLATED EGOS AND ‘NARCISSISTIC
PERSECUTION COMPLEXES’ SOOTHED THIS TIME WE’LL JUST BE BLEEDING WELL FIT TO
BURST!!! – Yes, THAT MUCH hinges on our success!
VOTE LABOUR – It’s the true spirit of British Tolerance! (And so if you
disagree with all this neutral bombast then you’re both RACIST and REDDIST for crossing that final
taboo!!!! Chew on THAT bone!!!
It took the Germans
(particularly the brave Communist ones) to show us the way mate!
All
we want to do is monitor people so we can more easily punish them for bad
behaviour! You’d
think people would be grateful! At least you know who the REAL criminals
are under New Labour!!!!
We
in the Left TOLD you that the Yanks are yobbish barbarians!
(No wonder so many feel driven to committing acts
of extreme violence and destruction in defence of
their peaceful yet slandered doctrines!)
THOSE DUTCH ‘NAZIS’ ARE AT IT AGAIN MATE! Not content
with REPEATEDLY rejecting treaties guaranteeing an integrated federal
Many Muslims seem to
have anger management troubles, yet they very bravely and very proudly reject
with disdain our invitations to attend the JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER SO-CALLED
‘ANTI-SOCIAL ELEMENT’ EMPATHY MEETING at the Town Hall. (Oh no, they don’t like
to be patronised, unlike everybody else who just sit there and take it). Which
is why the new film by politician Geert Wilders is bound to cause so much
trouble.
FITNA, viewable from
here, accuses the Koran of being a fascist
book, the kind which could have
been written by Hitler. SUCH
SLANDER IS UNACCEPTABLE, even if so-called ‘evidence’
smears the line between truth and Leftist dogma to an intolerable degree. No
wonder the Muslims can’t take any more and riot
all the time nowadays, not to mention advocate
murder sprees!
BUT AT LEAST SUCH BARBARIC ‘ETERNAL JEW’-STYLE FILMS
COULDN’T BE PRODUCED AND STIR UP TENSION OVER HERE! Oh yes, under New
Labour the people of Britain have been tamed and repressed into being tolerant,
decent and rational people. (Well, as far as possible with those brutes
anyway). It’s nice, in contrast, for Britain to have a reputation around the
world for being needlessly virtuous and generous to everybody else in the
world, regardless of how much they take the so-called ‘piss’! So when it comes
to showing tolerance and respect to Muslims, we have even considered
extending the hand of subservience to even so-called TERRORIST or CRIMINAL ones!
WE IN LABOUR HAVE THE PIOUS GOODNESS INHERENT IN OUR RED
D.N.A. TO WANT TO LOOK AFTER EVERYBODY IN THE NATION, NOT JUST THE DECENT,
HARDWORKING AND HONEST ONES! We believe in TRUE Equality!!! (I mean, alright,
there are quite a few homeless soldiers lying around after their brave jaunts
around the world fighting evil, but we’ve got our hands full looking after the
Muslims! They can do us a mischief if we don’t take full care of them after
all!)
(I wanted to be a
Muslim you know, oh yes. I could have done lots of preaching and shouting, as
well as be allowed to wear my nightdress outside and be legally allowed to
punish people if they laughed. However, my local cleric said I had to spend
years learning the scriptures and be wholly subservient to all the Islamic
customs. That, however, put me off as years of scrupulous research into a
culture coupled with total obedience is something which somebody from Labour
could never stomach. But still, you’ve got to admire the industry and
dedication of Muslims, be they terrorist or no.)
VOTE LABOUR –
Because as long as we live in a Multi-Cultural society of diversity and free
speech, NOBODY shall be allowed to watch ANY critical film which lambasts or
distorts ANY religion at all. (Except Christianity).
VIDEO
RECORDER: To keep FITNA (pts. 1 and 2), or other ‘Islamonazi’ pulp fiction (such as this, this or this
and this), run You Tube
Downloader. Thus
one can rationally archive all the disgusting slander about Islam, purely for
ranting/research purposes, after various threats from adherents of the Religion
of Peace (and noisy Red Power agitators) have led to such videos being pulled
from their host sites. After all, only decent
people should ever get all the facts, likely as they are to being
mis-interpreted in many unhelpful ways by the Public and other political
opponents. (Then guiltily watch ‘em in a darkened room, via the FLV player or other utilities.)
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Scum watch!
Scum!
Cracking wit mate!
Let’s take a peek inside today’s best selling
‘politically perverted’ and ‘racist’ daily. (No more an unbiased luminary as
Ben Elton said that! They always
supported Thatcher, they seriously want to fight Islamic terrorism, they have a
boobies fetish and we’re still mock-fuming at their Hillsborough coverage (even
though they apologised), which just proves it!)
On the front page we see the paper fall at the first
hurdle by launching into the usual jingoistic
twaddle. Oh yes, just because people are starting to wake up to the fact
that because somebody’s in uniform it doesn’t mean that they deserve respect, we have to
face the usual shame of the Media demanding that people recognise the ‘heroism’
of our fighting forces! MAKING THEM INTERPRET THE MASSACRE OF THE WORLD’S
MUSLIMS AS SOLDIERY MORE LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the students know
better than even Gordon Brown, not to mention the downtrodden
Leftist bloggers of
Then we move on to BASH THE IMMIGRANTS TIME as there
are whines aplenty that £26 Million
a year of taxpayers’ money gets channelled to Poland in benefits. Nothing
wrong with that, especially as the European Union allows that kind of thing.
The Poles earn it for their children just by being here and they can spend it
as they please – AND IF THE LAZY SCUM-SUCKING SCUM READERSHIP WORKED AS HARD
(AND AS UNSELFISHLY FOR THE WAGES PROVIDED) AS THE POLES THEN THEY COULD
HAVE HAD ALL THAT MONEY! Bloody anti-white white racists!!!!
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THE MUSLIMS! OH, THE MUSLIMS, WHAT HAVE ANY OF THEM DONE
TO DESERVE OUR RACISM??!!??!! And it’s on that note that news of the
imprisonment of a mis-understood freedom fighter was met with the usual
swivel-eyed wrath from the readers. OOO, LOCK HIM UP AND KILL HIM, eh, eh? You
dirty psychos, just as bad as he is! You also misrepresent Islam, just as these
revisionist softies do! (Er no, I didn’t mean that, it’s just that I don’t
want to offend anybody, even so-called ‘naughty’ people! VOTE LABOUR!)
(Oh yes, the Sun, in its anti-Islamic bigotry,
gleefully splashed the story of
Jewish schoolchildren being killed, didn’t they! They had to distort a
mother’s pride at her son fighting for justice! OH YES, GLOSSY PHOTOS OF THE
BLOOD AND THE ‘VICTIMS’ IS HARDLY GOING TO COOL THE FLAMES OF TENSION IN NOT
JUST ILLEGALLY-OCCUPIED YIDDY LAND OR PALESTINE, BUT ALSO IN PLACES LIKE MY
VERY OWN CONSTITUENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Particularly when their one-sided
reporting FAILS to show equal outrage at the fellow gun nut who murdered the Palestinian,
not to mention the ABSENCE of a complete obsession with Israeli crimes against
Palestinians! Just ask the likes of
George Galloway for all the Left Wing facts because the Sun won’t give ‘em to
you!!!!)
And now it’s time for light relief by reading the
columnists. LIGHT RELIEF? WITH NOT A RED SYMPATHY IN SIGHT??!! Ha! But still, let’s Wade on through the
quagmire…. Pollutant-fascist Jeremy Clarkson has the usual
rant against New Labour transport policy (hmm, brain cells killed off by
his own fumes!!!!!), not to mention a warped dig at good old ‘Red’ Ken and
Friends Of The Earth. No shame, that’s
some people! Anyway, he asked how F.O.E. could make such a fuss over
American Airlines flying airliners with only five passengers, yet stay silent
when Mayor Livingstone proposes somebody driving an empty
I can’t take any more racism and sexism and things! I
have to leave immediately! But I will end with a bit of light-hearted satire by
saying what a pity it wasn’t Mrs.
Thatcher who died instead of Carol Barnes!!!
Oh yes, old Carol kept us abreast of reporting Thatcher’s crimes direct from
the front line of the ITN studios! Things were much better when she was in
charge; since she left, ITN went right downhill by reporting all sorts of
things about New Labour! Rest In Peace old girl, as we mourn the passing of
decency as well. I can only be so balanced in that appraisal, the evidence
speaks for itself!
(And did you notice that Thatcher now looks like Mao
Tse Tung? HOW CAN SOMEBODY SO CRIMINAL, WITH BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS AND
EVERYTHING, RESEMBLE SOMEBODY SO PURE AND GUIDING AS THE GOOD OL’
CHAIRMAN?????!! Oh well, Loony-Tune Britain strikes again!)
VOTE
LABOUR – We’ve
got our moral compass calibrated just right!
ANGELS
WITH DIRTY FACES JUST NEED LUUUUURVE!!!!!!
‘Feral’ youths are a so-called
‘problem’ in
It’s lucky that people such as ourselves are usually insulated from all the violence and the mayhem people like you like to claim rule. It means we can look at the issues, all nice and cut off, without getting all emotional and feeling as if we need to sop to the ‘disenfranchised’ victims - who just want brutal psychotic revenge anyway!!!!!!!! (Either that or cry in the corner like spoiled babies!!!!). WE’VE GOT SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY!
Tut tut tut. Dear dear me mate. Public bitterness gets whipped up by stories like this. Oooo, ‘feral youths’! ‘Running riot’, people like you say. ‘Lawless thugs’, ‘powerless police’, ‘streets a warzone’, ‘victims get punished for fighting back’, ‘even the Wild West let you defend yourself”. Pathetic!
The Public just have to get used
to the idea that their farcical ‘policy’ on crime has FAILED!!!! All they want
to do is lock up criminals for a nice long time, particularly those biased
swines living in ‘crime-ridden’ areas! They should much rather take a nice
softly-softly approach of shortening prison sentences and downgrading various crimes!
Drug taking and assault aren’t all that bad (particularly when they happen to
you. That’s just poetic justice isn’t it mate, what with you receiving the ill
luck you want to foist on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)! And I mean, the rise in crime can be blamed on good solid Red politicians talking tough to appeal to the
Media, then not following through! Tensions rise as bigoted expectations that
criminals be murdered by the State are dashed by people who are sensible. People
like me. That can only lead to the Public flailing their psychotic
tendencies wildly, wanting to hang and flog the very people who felt alienated
in the first place, and never you mind the fact that our always refusing to
build more jails has so-called added to the so-called problems! THAT’S why Lefties have failed to provide
the crime-free society we always promised, and I’m disgusted with the whole lot
of you!!
OF COURSE YOUNG HOODLUMS ARE THE REAL DISENFRANCHISED COMMUNITY!! THEY
HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, NOTHING TO DO AND NO PROSPECTS IN LIFE! AND HERDED INTO
CRIME BY THE UNCARING TORY-MINDED SQUARES, OF
COURSE THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE THEIR OWN ENTERTAINMENT, 21st
CENTURY STYLE!
I’m not saying it’s right, obviously, but I’m just trying to make people understand that yobs are people too – with as much entitlement to Human Rights as you (NO, MORE ACTUALLY – THEY JUST NEED TO BE NURTURED THROUGH THEIR NEW LIVES OF DOCILITY AND RESPECT FOR NORMAL PEOPLE! They just need a second chance, with several other second chances as backups due to their difficulty to be nice!)
VOTE
LABOUR – Malevolence is a SOCIAL DISEASE TO BE CURED, not PUNISHED, DEVIL’S ISLAND-STYLE! And as
usual it’s YOU to blame!!!!!!!
SUPERCILIOUSNESS IS THE PRESERVE OF
SOLID REDDINESS MATE!!
You can’t beat people of our
colour you know, not when it comes to the re-interpretation of morality and
social ethics! Just take a look at how this Left Wing ‘power’ couple have
usurped the sexist
institution of marriage to bolster
their own egotistical political outlook.
Yes mate, it’s all there –
smugness, self-righteousness, hostility to alternative political flavours and
insulting the very political party which can reflect them the best, simply for
not being ‘trendy’ enough for their own stuck-up tastes.
VOTE LABOUR – Because we’re packed with this kind of couple you know. Oh
yes, we’ve got the determination to shape
YET ANOTHER reason for the population to
drink to its freedom under Labour, as special dispensation allows Johnathan out
of jail to cast his Vote of the Century……
AT
LAST THE MAJOR STUMBLING BLOCK TO EFFECTIVE DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN REMOVED!
‘No Say’ for those who
have SHAMELESSLY HINDERED the effective reforms of the nation in the names of
Harmony, Equality and ‘Political Correctness’!
For once in my life I am PROUD to be
British! We in Labour
led the vote in Parliament to deny the Public a referendum on the European
Constitution! This means that we can carry on our task of doing what’s best for
the nation without interference from people who don’t know what they’re talking
about. After all, when we have gone through due-process and unbiased debate to
come up with the inevitable conclusion that the final Treaty to subordinate us
to the EU forever MUST be signed, we don’t want ignorant people going “Oooo, we
want to rule ourselves, French Revolution style, like what we had before; OUR
OWN MONEY AND NO BLACK PEOPLE”! We don’t
need to shackle ourselves to the judgements of folk like these, surely??!!
Despite the boring claim that we in New
Labour promised a referendum on this whole abolition of British sovereignty
issue, it still has to be said that at the end of the day the choice was a very
clear-cut one between the purity of an MP’s right to self-determination and the
right of Britain to still enjoy the rich
buffet of benefits the European Union provides! WE FOLLOWED OUR CONSCIENCES AND MADE OUR CHOICES! Mother of
all Parliaments, that’s what we’ve got mate!
Britain is old and slow and outdated. It has a PROVEN
track record of racism, bigotry, white jingoism and supremacy inherent in
the culture. We NO LONGER play any significant part in geopolitics on our own.
We rely on everybody else in the world now for our industry, consumer goods,
economy drive and workforce. So it’s a bloody good job that we can now retire
our worn-out shabby exhausted old nation (with its backwards-looking,
Little-Englander English) to the granny-annexe kindly provided by the EU! LET’S FACE IT, IT’S TIME OUR ISLAND STORY
FINALLY ENDED, AND ON WHAT BETTER HIGH THAN BEING INTEGRATED INTO AN
ALL-POWERFUL LEFTIST POLITICAL SUPERBLOC, COMPLETE WITH FRESHLY-MANUFACTURED
MONEY, CULTURAL IDENTITY AND VALUE SYSTEM?!
Oh yes, people like me are HEROES ALL, ready to bask in the acclaim of
other people in Europe who are very wise and fair. They’re easier to please
than the Public, plus they have excellent moral codes! Indeed, we’re so good
and just that the ‘death camp’ BNP slander us as traitors! Says
all you need!
Some people may moan, which is just the collateral damage we in
Parliament have to suffer when we make the inevitable sacrifice of being
‘representative’ of the Bigots, but it can’t be denied that the Vote was a
popular one. WE LIKED IT, which just proves it! But take heart all you pro-Eurofedaralists wanting your way without
arguments from ignorant louts - one Anne Oswald wrote to the Daily Mail saying “Some of us more sensible and well balanced
forward looking people are quite happy with the result thank you”. Just
when I thought the Public were a lost cause, some flickers of arrogance and
obstinate faith in control-freak causes can still remain! Perhaps we can BOTH
have our way AND win over the oiks! The game’s not quite over yet in game of
Public Relations!
For
God’s sake, it’s ONLY AN AMENDMENT TREATY! No need for fuss just over something
that amends our sovereignty from one place to another! You’ve just got to know
the meaning of words, Public, for all to be well!
(And as for those GENUINE PUTRID TRAITORS who abstained, thereby wanting
to see
So LET US ALL GO FORWARD TOGETHER, refreshing
VOTE LABOUR – We take the poison out of politics!
COM-PACTS: A new section based on the views of ex-Communist
Cuthbert Michael-Smith,
“ I became a gangster because the Communist Party’s lack of
appeal to the Public (tch – THEM again! – Ed) stifled my violent tendencies.
However, not even that gave me sufficient legitimacy, so I joined New Labour
after the Communists to get my dogmatic kicks, just like Charles Clarke and his
friends! I’ve never been happier! ”
Let’s examine (ie – scoff at) the FASCIST Media’s
obsession with immigrants:
Many people in
OH YES, OH YES! Britain is a land of
opportunity, plenty and Equality – UNLESS YOU LIVE UNDER THE PUBLIC, EGGED ON
BY CERTAIN NEW LABOUR MINISTERS AND THE MEDIA! GOD, THE OUTRAGE, THE CONFUSION!
(It weighs heavy on any good Lefty to have to glory in both the fairness and
total injustices perpetuated by the same people all at once! ‘Open Door
Immigration’ far too tough? Oh yes!).
Anyway, the evil Daily Mail is brewing
up a storm by criticising migrants’
cooking habits now! God, ANYTHING TO BASH THE BROWN PEOPLE!!!!! And white
ones too, which just proves intent to Racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder
people like the
lower class ‘milkies’ should be ignored! Read some
books and get educated! There’s some very New Labour-type stuff in there!
VOTE LABOUR – And show people the right things to think and do,
in the spirit of free-thinking! (Mind, it’s easier to blow their brains out or
send them to camps like in my day, but still.) I’m rather getting the hang of
this!
WE
ONLY KEPT QUIET ABOUT THIS IN CASE YOU GOT ANGRY, PUBLIC!
(See, we really DO think about your feelings
and concerns in New Labour!)
I
admit, we in Labour
bungled a bit over this new council tax thing, oh yes. Not Fit For Purpose,
even though we wanted it like that. But you have to admit that a new
and radical extension of policy for coming up with council tax bills was
bound to have a few teething troubles. But you can’t deny that in the name of
Equality and not letting people with more money be allowed to flaunt their
wealth (instead of helping Labour/the Nation) then it has been a roaring
ethical success!!
And
besides, we need the money mate! We in Labour always do! Without your generous
tax payments, how could schools,
hospitals and
Our
lovely public sector workers operate the country to its fullest capability?
After
all, we
know a bit about money management – DON’T WE HAVE A PARTY TREASURY TEAM,
CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER IN THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PRIME MINSTER HAVING BEEN
ONE AND ALL??!!
However,
certain bigots
and goose-steppers
refute all this glossy evidence, so thus deserve to die in abject poverty as
they are hit by double taxation in exchange for representation! Ah, such is a
Red wet dream!
VOTE LABOUR – Because you just have to understand how the world really works Public
– AND IT’S NOT HOW MOST OF YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE! GET USED TO
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW
TO SORT OUT THIS WHOLE LOST CHILD BENEFIT DETAILS FUSS
With Tim Simplistic, Deputy Dogma
Dispenser from the NUS Morality and Social Order Dept.
1. Ask the Public affected to send in old bank stubs and statements to HMRC
with their compliments. They should be glad to help fix the mess they whinge
about!
2. Run off a second copy of the lost statements from the government hard
drives and send that off to HQ.
3. Stop worrying. After all, the
crisis is over. Labour gets vindicated for its forward-thinking and the
Public feel involved in the government process for once, like they did with
that pots and pans thing during the war! BLITZ SPIRIT MATE, THAT’S WHAT THEY
LIKE!
NEXT WEEK: Dismiss the lost secret service
computer files as a prevention of a bunch of jumped-up second-rate James Bonds
kicking peoples’ front doors in, not to mention killing foreigners who commit
the ‘crime’ of working for somebody other than England!
VOTE
LABOUR – I know you expect the usual perfection from them,
but blimey – cut them some slack once in a while!
EMBARRASS
THE PUBLIC: Ask those immoral swines if they’d get angry at this.
If so, then lambast them for opposing FREEDOM OF SPEECH for the Islamic
Community!
(They should be
like Ken Livingstone, advocate
of true Red purity, and make such people ‘truly
truly welcome’ in the traditional spirit of British Hospitality! (Er, which
only exists when we want it to because they’re just intolerant racists really).
VOTE LABOUR – Or just stand by and watch as these same people will
doubtless go on to say that they should be listened to by we Powers That Be in
return!
SUB-COMMUNISTIC
AMBIVILENCE SPOT: Apparently, all the termites in the world
collectively jettison 150 million tonnes of methane into Mother Earth’s
delicate atmosphere per year!
By guest writer Arthur Shouty of the
Unbiased College Radical Society
I don’t like the sound
of that! I mean, even those warmongering Imperialist jackasses in
Alright, now we’ve stopped laughing/nodding our heads in
serious agreement at that piece of biting satire, let me outline our plight here.
Turns out that whilst we lambast human beings for being vile pollutants, we
can’t actually unleash our vengeance on the animal populations because their
damage is naturally occurrent. Think of the inequality of that!
So we’re going to be destroyed with the help of ‘God’s’
creatures are we? WELL, I SAY NO! IN ORDER TO REDUCE THE DANGER LEVELS OF TOXIC
GASSES WE MUST GRIT OUR TEETH AND DO THE RIGHT THING BY
KILLING HIGHLY TOXIC ANIMALS! After all, we can’t get at the Americans, so
cows it is! Logic takes us there in the end, just as our favourite Communist
leaders used to deal with dangerous human dissidents! (Well, that’s the
rumour). (If
people like Charles Clarke or Peter Hain or Mandelson used to mix with Commies
then it MUST have been a good system!!!). And after all, animals like cows
are hardly as cute as foxes or bunnies, so it’s alright for them to go.
(Alright, we could feed
the cows healthier grass to do the job (!), but we ‘hard’ Lefties need to
assuage our ‘killer’ instincts somehow! That’s why we end up joining Labour in
the end.)
VOTE LABOUR – And help
protect us from the bigots
who rail against us just for saving them from themselves!